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the honeybun song - bronxhalo lyrics

[verse: bronxhalo, blurryhalo]
woah! bronxhalo back on the mic again
to let everyone know i’m a honeybun everyday
(honeybun)
zakari nunes is only 5’6
but i got 56 b*tches everyday on my d*ck
(uhh actually i think he’s 5’5)
they be like 56 gets 0 minutes
but i made your mother squirt in 56 seconds (d*mn)
56 times again, i beat it till it’s dead
56 years and kai bowman still ain’t wash his dreads
(wash them dreads kai)
i’m at my lunch period, jael torres is unserious
emma told me that i’m a sweet honeybun that is glazed
(emma gibney, wtf)
i’m b*tt naked playing wii sports
cameron molleo just lost a bet on the warriors
(curry should’ve been aborted)
y’all say that i’m p*ssy, then put your d*ck in this
but you better be careful cause i’m filled with syphilis
(eww)
if i was a p*ssy i’d be steamin’ out the oven with stds
so y’all d*ckheads shouldn’t try me
(ok)
told the durfee hoes that i was davon shields
but they said i looked a lot less blacker on the field
shoutout to lexi, she’s cute as h*ll and marvelous
i’m not gon say the last name, i’m talking bout all of them
kassandra called, she said she’s sick of the disses
and me rizzin up her sister, white girl named jalysa
(she’s hot as f*ck)
i told her that she has the most beautiful blue eyes
she’s wants me to send her one of my ears, i told her wait in line
(it’s in transit)
and the f*ck is with this senior assassin?
i ain’t even play and collin r squirts on my d*ck
(with a watergun)
a rough day at school, and at lunch they screaming louder
and when i came home my p*ssy hurt for four hours
(so what you do about that?)
i got pegged by a tranny (what?)
and gave them a lap dance in my granny’s purple panties (what?)
my momma’s gone, that h0m*phobe would never understand me (what the f*ck?)
i’m not g*y, i just want to have s*x with rudy
(what’s happening down in afghanistan?)
afghanistan is not a real country
and i’ll make some bread using your mom’s v*g*n*l yeast
and make a sandwich using your father’s d*ck cheese
and gobble that sh*t till i choke on it and f*cking die
(ayo what the f*ck are you talkin bout dawg)
i’m causing disasters, i call myself a hondurian assh0l*
just like clayton pastor, he’s my cousin and he runs faster
rylan brody, julez johnson, jarien cardenas
gym class supersquad, tell me where the other team at? (in cancun)
adrian cruz being racist at the table
shoutout to mr whaler jack dimatteo (mr whaler)
joseph goodine gets pegged on the down low
but that’s for a different song on my next album
(dropping 2024)
they say success is the best revenge
so i beat up stafford with a stack of magazines i’m in
*thunder sound*
oww what the f*ck! i just got struck by lightning
now i’m missing school for seven days
(what mental disorders you got?)
i’m honeybun, emma gibney was right all along
i’m honeybun, taylor gill said i’m a creep cause my song
i’m honeybun, kai bowman ripped my durag off my head
and i’m honeybun, ava luiz heard me scream like a b*tch
(what the f*ck, kai bowman)
i got suspended on her birthday
which sucked, since she said i was cute last thursday
i couldn’t rizz that up cause i got banned from the server
so i joined on an alt account, but she don’t like me no more
(kinda miss her not gonna lie)
the thing i miss the most about 11th grade
is flirting with leida nunes in math class everyday
james jamina playing uno, we call him harambe
jenny farnworth fried out his mind, just as always
(i don’t give a f*ck)
i get hoes as commonly as ant1 makes free throws
ain’t got nothing to lose, this song is just a freak troll
this song is colored black, blacker than semedo
i’m hearing my name get moaned by jarrell depina
(purple house legend)
i’m in gym class missin’ layups
and i’m getting my d*ck sucked by davon centeio
dezzy buckets got a big head but with no brain
i’d rather be honeybun than be a f*cking cupcake
(jelmanie velez)
dumped red kool*aid on a toilet
and they thought it was period blood, that’s how it’s going
shawn waters getting b*tched in a group chat
about as common as tayel’s bald ass wearing a du*rag

- bronxhalo lyrics

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