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meet the halos - bronxhalo lyrics

(hook: bronxhalo, britishhalo, blurryhalo)
if i see yo ass in the chat
you a car insurance ad
i say the o word when i can
mordorators ain’t a fan
with brit, bronx, and blurry
the words in the song mixed just like a tasty mcflurry
tell these people ayo
time to meet the halos
and we don’t play though
(ooh do it! do it!)

(verse 1: bronxhalo)
you know how i do it, mii gang never over
me and all my halos, we know the o word
on mcyt, i’m an advanced troller
i’ma make liberty biberty’s d*cknose hurt
pull up to the funeral in a baby stroller
first name ben, last name dover
say the o word in the month of october
my music go so hard because i write it with a b*n*r
your crush got f*cked in the bathroom
by 3 halo black dudes
and this was playing in the back
and there’s a video of all that
i’ma make you cry
this song got some spice
play it every night
i bet he gon die
f*ck up on you from 3 line and splash
woah woah woah
(hook: bronxhalo, britishhalo, blurryhalo)
if i see yo ass in the chat
you a car insurance ad
i say the o word when i can
mordorators ain’t a fan
with brit, bronx, and blurry
the words in the song mixed like mcflurry
tell these people ayo
time to meet the halos
and we don’t play though
(ooh do it! do it!)

(verse 2:blurryhalo)
ok, i’m gonna hit the quan, all up on your ass
and your girl twerked so hard that her uterus snapped in half
and i’m gonna sh*t and fart, this song gon be all that
and i’m gonna spit some bars, i end up behind them cause i’m black
i call it nutcracker if i cum on a b*tch who’s skin is white
i have 0 b*tches, but that don’t matter, the nba playoffs keep me satisfied
i play 2k and every day and i make sure that i score 69
i was supposed to write something for this, but i ran out of time
bronxhalo down bad, he dated a girl then she turned lesbian
i don’t blame her, bronx he sent me nudes, and he got a flappy d*ck
to make it all worse, he got a bush of pubic hair, that is some nappy sh*t
she deserve someone better, all bronxhalo did was make her an unhappy b*tch
they call me erecto cause i’m the hardest out in these streets, i spit when i speak
and i see mordorators sniffing pee out up in the east
my d*ck be just as long as a presidential speech, down to my knees
even if we were all slaves, you n*ggas still couldn’t hang with me
(hook: bronxhalo, britishhalo, blurryhalo)
if i see yo ass in the chat
you a car insurance ad
i say the o word when i can
mordorators ain’t a fan
with brit, bronx, and blurry
the words in the song mixed like mcflurry
tell these people ayo
time to meet the halos
and we don’t play though
(ooh do it! do it!)

(verse 3: britishhalo)
hoe shut the f*ck up, i’m going in all up on in this verse
since bronx said it’s the only time i can curse
my girl is stronger than the avatar, since the avatar doesn’t bend over
these b*tches love soda, not sosa. my name is chief queef
i know about five*million b*tches with the middle name marie
i’ma get circumcised so i can pull up to school and everybody slaps me
on the d*ck and then they say “i like your cut g”
n*ggas cannot beat me in a game of wii sports bowling
and b*tches suck my d*ck because i look like jk rowling
xavier fernandez, more like xavier fernandeez nuts. suck xavier’s b*lls
i’ve been on an island for 9 days, somebody send some help
i tried to eat her p*ssy but it didn’t work, i still starved to death
i’ma give her both of these b*lls, lonzo and lamelo
and that’s the end of this verse cause i didn’t write anymore
(yo)
(hook: bronxhalo, britishhalo, blurryhalo)
if i see yo ass in the chat
you a car insurance ad
i say the o word when i can
mordorators ain’t a fan
with brit, bronx, and blurry
the words in the song gon be mixed just like mcflurry
tell these people ayo
time to meet the halos
and we don’t play though
(ooh do it! do it!)
(ooh do it! do it!)

[part ii]
(hook: bronxhalo, britishhalo, blurryhalo)
if i see yo ass in the chat
you a car insurance ad
i say the o word when i can
mordorators ain’t a fan
with brit, bronx, and blurry
the words in the song mixed like mcflurry
tell these people ayo
time to meet the halos
and we don’t play though
(ooh do it! do it!)

(verse 4: bronxhalo, britishhalo, blurryhalo)
i’m mad as h*ll, cause mordorators banned me from mcyt
i’m concerned as h*ll, xavier wrote this song when he was only 14
i’m high as h*ll, the weed man just gave me extra weed
why does it smell like a whole bunch of mordorators sippin pee
let’s get comical let’s talk about v*g*n*s
if she on her period, then i’m a vampire
they call me period blood, i’m dripped out with style
and i wear red, so i’m a bl**dy child
blurry a blood, british is cum
but i don’t wear white, you just are what you eat
i’m allergic to nuts, so i cannot bust
so blurry just only does s*x things with his feet
i just beat a basketball player who’s name was kyrie
then i had to get on a boat, fall off the flat earth and flee
i just took my girl to eat donuts at krispy kreme
i cummed in her mouth, she set it tasted crisp and cream
you can keep speedin bullet, i’m blasting some indicud
you can keep that ugly woman, i’m f*cking on some n*gga
i ain’t gon f*ck that b*tch cause she look like russell westbrook
i ain’t gon f*ck that b*tch, her p*ssy taste like nestle
a b*tch got pregnant because i stole her birth control
why are n*ggas tryna come inside my minecraft hole?
cause that’s where i put the pregnant b*tch’s birth control
f*ck you blurry now i got n*ggas up in my hole
british was the pregnant woman, now we have a babyhalo
i just got beat by a pregnant woman, so it was a bad day though
i’ma jump you with that pregnant woman, put a stick in your bootyhole
we gon beat this n*gga up, he ain’t living on earth no more
i wasted the best beat on the album for this
just so 3 n*ggas could take a p*ss
and we all the same human, so it’s featureless
just me having a stroke in the studio, sh*t
if a mordorator diss, we bustin in they house
my sperm is bulletproof, so we gon shoot them down
i’m tired of these mordorators running they mouth
n*gga, if you wanna f*ck just open legs now
get freaky with it, put em on the ground
make em bend over, make em turn around
look at them cheeks and give em a pound
cops pulled up since they said it was too loud
why are we talking like we have s*x
n*gga i don’t even know what is s*x
who’s having s*x? my turn next
you ain’t having s*x, eternal virgin
bro shut the f*ck up, you’re literally british
this verse could really go on forever
this does not represent all halo members
there is nothing i remember
i don’t remember my birthday, but it’s in september
b*tch suck my d*ck and sound like a wash machine
b*tch got me sick, now i feel like a wash machine
n*ggas talking sh*t, shove them in a wash machine
b*tch k!ll a squid, using a slosh machine
too many b*tches on my d*ck, why they tryna watch me pee?
i just drank water that came from a wash machine
i just sent a pic of brad form washington
this song makes me wanna swim in a washing machine
i wanna f*ck luna loud but she got a girlfriend
clearly bronxhalo will never get a girlfriend
you need to go outside, then you’ll get a girlfriend
i ain’t going outside so i’ll never get a girlfriend
this song is too long will it ever end
no it ain’t, i made sure it’s 7 minutes
y’all n*ggas out here riding d*ck without a liscence
despicable, if that’s you, you should be in prison
i’ma insert a gun into a woman’s v*g*n* then shoot it
i’ma f*ck 16 b*tches while playing this music
i didn’t even finish this song, it was rushed
this was gon release october 31
but he was out there doing… i don’t know?
this song should’ve been longer than this
but he cut it short so it could be the size of his d*ck
bronx will never let me release a solo
british ain’t talent enough, so that’s a nono
why is this song like this? i don’t know
because my music the sh*t like a smothered in p**poo
i’m tired of this song, i’m leaving the studio
i’m tired of this song, i’m eating frootloops
meet the halos ayy
i do this everyday
we are going cray
i eat chick fil a
i’ma stop writing this because i’m tired
goodbye n*gga, this song was fire

(hook: bronxhalo, britishhalo, blurryhalo)
if i see yo ass in the chat
you a car insurance ad
i say the o word when i can
mordorators ain’t a fan
with brit, bronx, and blurry
the words in the song mixed like mcflurry
tell these people ayo
time to meet the halos
and we don’t play though
(ooh do it! do it!)

- bronxhalo lyrics

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