the last jedi drinking song - brobdingnagian bards lyrics
she didn’t need a shot of scotch or even a pint of beer
to have fun and face life without any fears
stayed in control though the spirits flowed through her veins
and didn’t have to sober much because she used restraint
long time ago, in the nowhere part of sp*ce
rey came of age, decided she would be a drinking ace
bb8 would mix her drinks at morning and at night
so she learned to drink responsibly as a pilot for the light
she flew a ship from jakku, with a drinking plan
though she had no jedi master to take her by the hand
drank the order and the rebels, under tables through the rim
her search for a jedi drinking coach was looking rather grim
she drank down kylo ren, and after she awoke
mini*vader lost his lunch, his hair held back by snoke
she finally found the last jedi hiding in aa
he drank too much, swore off spirits, refusing to help rey
rey took his drinking guides and faced kylo once again
it was a draw, but she knew, next time that she would win
one thing that she learned from luke and unconscious kylo ren
it’s that women hold their liquor far better than do men
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