no water diet (bitch i love monkies) - brickhouse halo2 lyrics
[intro]
oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
chirag gupta
chirag gupta
chirag gupta
chirag gupta
i love you, chirag gupta
i love you more than a gorilla
yeah chirag gupta i love ya
i love you more than a tortilla
[verse 1]
chirag gupta, you know i love ya
more than gorillas and i love grillas so much
i love every single type of monkey in the world, yeah
i love every single type of monkey in the world
i love apes, i love chimps
i love lemurs, you know i love orangutans
i love monkeys, i love gorillas
yeah, you ever hear ya? yeah i like gorillas, yeah
b*tch i like monkеys
[chorus]
i haven’t drank water in like 5 days (days)
i’vе had a straight diet of nothing but lay’s chips (yeah)
yeah i got me going in a craze, for these monkays yeah mind is like a maze (yeah, yeah, yeah)
yeah, think i’m seeing sun’s rays on my face it feels amaze, yeah
yeah, yeah i love monkeys so much, monkeys
[verse 2]
i got brain fog, b*tch, my eyes in a haze
my favorite little monkey came up that b*tch name was chris, he said
“mo’ f*cka let’s go to t.g.i. fridays”
went with annoying orange, passion fruit and pear
man i was so happy, all my friends were there
addicted to nitrous, i’m addicted to nitrous
addicted to nitrous, get me off of this nitrous
[chorus]
i haven’t drank water in like 2 weeks (yeah)
think i’m dying, who’s gonna send my streaks to
ian and cheezepantz and yakkers too?
oh sh*t, i just sent the emoji of poo
b*tch i love monkeys, b*tch i love monkeys
b*tch i love monkeys, b*tch i love monkeys
b*tch i love monkeys, b*tch i love monkeys
b*tch i love monkeys, b*tch i love monkeys (b*tch i hate yakkers)
b*tch i love monkeys, b*tch i love monkeys
b*tch i love monkeys, b*tch i love monkeys (b*tch i hate yakkers)
b*tch i love monkeys, b*tch i love monkeys
b*tch i love monkeys, b*tch i love monkeys (monkeys)
[bridge]
yeah i know if i pray to the monkey god
he’ll send me some water in the form of a drop
maybe a little bit of a lake? maybe a little bit of an ocean?
maybe a little bit of a pond? maybe a little bit of a stream?
maybe a little bit of a river? maybe a little bit of water?
maybe a little bit of water, for my baby granddaughter?
yeah i need to jerk off
yeah i need a little bit of water
yeah i need a little bit of water
yeah i need a little bit of water
yeah i need a little bit of water
[chorus]
somebody please send water to me, i need to pee
i like key lime pie, it’s my favorite type of pie
can i get some water, please?
there will be a slaughter if i don’t get water
if i don’t get water
[post*chorus]
a hoe, doorkn*b’s a hoe
my crazy flow, it goes
eh, eheu, eheu
[outro]
eh, eheu, eheu
i just stubbed my big toe
i just stubbed my big toe
i need some more ammo
my crazy flow, it goes
doorkn*b’s a hoe, a hoe
eh, eheu, eheu
doorkn*b’s a hoe, a hoe
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