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who phoned the law - brian johnson lyrics

[verse 1]
let me set the scene about the song i’m gonna sing
someone dropped a two*ounce bag, now that’s a thrillin’ thing
does it work and is it good?
he said, “it doesn’t suck”
where’s it from and what’s it called?
alaskan thunderf*ck

[pre*chorus]
we started up the party
that never seemed to end
opened up my baggie to try this tasty blend
invited ’round my friends, all the family
according to the local rat, the rest is history

[chorus]
the dog’s got the munchies
the cat ate the stash
the chick who fed it to them’s lying laughin’ on her ass
the monkey’s in the kitchen
the donkey’s in the hall
hey, hey, who phoned the law?

[verse 2]
granny’s getting crazy blowing smoke out of her ears
crazy billy’s acting silly, swinging from the chandeliers
sonny’s lookin’ mellow and he’s feeling kind of loose
mixing up his whiskey with some used bong juice
[pre*chorus]
stupid danny’s on the rooftop, saying “there’s nothing here to fear”
standing in his speedo, shouting “superman is here!”
cousin charlie’s going mental
since he came from overseas
kissin’ all the pretty girls and spreading his disease

[pre*chorus]
a car pulls in the driveway, and the driver’s overwhelmed
the last thing he said was “pizza” before he was pr*nounced dead
the only thing that’s left of him is a swarm of flying fleas
and a check for 13 pizzas, hold the anchovies

[chorus]
and the dog’s got the munchies
the cat ate the stash
the chick who fed it to them’s lying laughin’ on her ass
the monkey’s in the kitchen
the donkey’s in the hall
hey, hey, who phoned the law?
[verse 3]
now listen, jimmy’s gettin’ goofy, pulling out his private parts
impressing all the ladies, setting fire to his farts
and ada’s getting smashed, and putting all the guys to shame
singing dirty songs ’bout when she was on the game

[pre*chorus]
this party’s gettin’ crazy, and i think it’s time to split
but i can’t move my legs so i’ll just sit here for a bit
is that the sounds of silence? sh*t, i can’t take no more
i grab what’s left inside the bag and head out for the door

[outro]
(hey, hey who phoned the law?)
there was a rockin’ coming from the attic
(hey, hey who phoned the law?)
they made a statement, signed a noise abatement
(hey, hey who phoned the law?)
(hey, hey who phoned the law?)

- brian johnson lyrics

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