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online - brad paisley lyrics

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i work down at the pizza pit
and i drive an old hyundai
i still live with my mom and dad
i’m 5’3 and overweight

i’m a sci-fi fanatic
mild asthmatic
never been to 2nd base
but there’s a whole nother me
that you need to see
go check out myspace

’cause online i’m out in hollywood
i’m 6’5 and i look d-mn good
i drive a maserati
i’m a black belt in karate
and i love a good gl-ss of wine

it turns girls on that i’m mysterious
i tell ’em i don’t want nothing serious
’cause even on a slow day i can have a three way
chat with two women at one time

i’m so much cooler online
so much cooler online

i get home, i kiss my mom
and she fixes me a snack
i head down to my bas-m-nt bedroom
and fire up my mac

in real life the only time i
ever even been to la
was when i got the chance with the marching band
to play tuba in the rose parade.

online i live in malibu
i posed for calvin kline, i’ve been in gq
i’m single and i’m rich
and i got a set of six pack abs that’ll blow your mind

it turns girls on that i’m mysterious
i tell ’em i don’t want nothing serious
’cause even on a slow day i can have a three way
chat with two women at one time

i’m so much cooler online
yeah i’m cooler online

when you got my kinda stats, it’s hard to get a date
let alone a real girlfriend
but i grow another foot
and i lose a bunch of weight everytime i log in

online i’m out in hollywood
i’m 6’5 and i look d-mn good
even on a slow day, i can have a three way
chat with two women at one time

i’m so much cooler online
yeah i’m cooler online
i’m so much cooler online
yeah i’m cooler online

- brad paisley lyrics

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