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the real me - boyinaband, rob scallon, andrew huang, & roomie official lyrics

yeah, i gotta talk from the heart right now
sing ’bout my true love
i wanna do that also!
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

(boyinaband)
i hate my fans!
but i love money, i think my fans are awful humans
but they choose to fund me!
when i get a message saying i impacted someones’ life;
it’s just like, ”oh my god, i hate you!” and then i attach a virus
i use my fans to pay rent, yeah
i use my fans to pay rent, yeah
i take donations, but let me be clear; i hate them 100 percent!
if you’re listening, then i definitely hate ya’
but then also no, you are the reason i am makin’ paper!
sing it!

(all) this is the real me, you should take it seriously!
(boyinaband) hate my fans, love money!
woah, ooooh, oh-oh

(rob scallon)
i love bagels!
breakfast and lunch, i love bagels
you can come to my house, and eat bagels for fun!
i live at 1060 west addison, 60613 chicago illinois, usa
you can meet me there but on week-days i’m not there til 4-8!

this is the real me, you should take it seriously!
(rob scallon) donuts are just dessert bagels to me!
woah, ooooh, oh-oh

(andrew huang)
i like rocks; sandstone, limestone, quartz, this kind!
wait, is quartz a rock or a gem?
wait… are gems rocks?
i love both!

this is the real me, you should take it seriously!
(andrew huang) you know what rocks? geology!
woah, oh, oh—

(roomie official)
i like to steal, i steal everything that isn’t nailed down
then i steal the nails, ’cause you know that i don’t joke around
i don’t joke around, ’cause i take things literally
you think your things are your things, well i think differently!
i steal your dairy products, now it’s not yo cheese!
i’m dangerous except during safe robberies
if you say ”take a seat,” i steal your chair!
i go to rob’s house and rob his house when he’s not there
i steal your kitchen utensils, it’s a whisk worth taking
i’m so strong, i don’t lift weights, i do shop-lifting
i open a restaurant, spicy chicken-wings
order take-away from me, and i take away your things!

this is the real me, you should take it seriously
(roomie; i get everything for free!)
woah, oh, oh

this is the real us, everything we say you can trust!
doin’ it all for our subs!
(boyinaband: except for me!)
woah, oh, oh

- boyinaband rob scallon andrew huang roomie official lyrics

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