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like my hand did - boyfriend lyrics

[verse 1]
b-tch
pulled up to a pizza hut
next to a barking mutt
i said “shut up f-ggot
or your guts will be your bark and brunch.”
i need a b-tch to punch
and then a dirty ditch to dump her in
these flirty witches ain’t my friends
and i will not make amends
i need a facebook sl-t, a kappa kappa c-nt
tie her up and f-ck her b-tt so long
she’ll trade her thong in for depends
forced style down her godd-mn esophagus
cut her up like kanye put her c-nt in a sarcophagus
i think there’s been an avalanche
so much blow on top of it
heart’s racing from this angel dust
vicodin ain’t stopping us
charms like dracula’s, blood in a vial
and yeah my vag is fertile like the valley o’ nile
egyptians said my ship is in, cleopatra has landed
don’t you wish you coulda make me c-m like my hand did?

[chorus]
c-m like my hand
c-c-c-m like my hand did
all because you didn’t make me
c-m like my hand did

c-m like my hand
c-c-c-m like my hand did
all because you didn’t make me
c-m like my hand did

[verse 2]
like sand through an hour gl-ss
slide your finger down my -ss
swipe it like a credit card
and ask for 50 cash back
give me a heart attack
feel it pumping in my rack
c0ke, like a fast track
speeding in a hatchback
howling like a wolf pack
dreams in your knapsack
go to sleep and dream of my coochie
little did you know that i slipped you a roofie
wake without your wallet, you’ll be feeling goofy
and i’ll haunt your -ss forever cause i’m s-xy and spooky
i’ll melt your -ss, turn your p–p to diarrhea
i’m more than a woman, haunt you like aalyiah
romeo must die, you heard the commandment
all because you didn’t make me c-m like my hand did

[chorus]
c-m like my hand
c-c-c-m like my hand did
all because you didn’t make me
c-m like my hand did

c-m like my hand
c-c-c-m like my hand did
all because you didn’t make me
c-m like my hand did

[verse 3]
surprise you’re on cameras, candid
post this sh-t on youtube, get famous, get branded
my standards are stranded from island records def jam
even deaf folks love to listen to my jams
peeps eat me up like a heat plate of sweet yams
bet he hates himself for that really skeet skeet scam
so many ways to dress: actor of parts
but love don’t get me stressed because i’m the master of hearts
i know that i’m the best, got a bachelor of arts
you think that i’m impressed that you’re a bachelor who farts?
playing darts, wal-mart’s your favorite place to shop
d-d-dropped off by the pops
plop down on your sofa
pop tops on xbox
playing cops playing soldier
only tarts you’ll ever pop
pops out of the toaster
you’re so naïve like adam and eve
like how could i just get what i want as long as i say please?
like you can get with a c-nt with that jnco steaze
well when’s that change a-coming? can you feel that breeze?
rip the window curtains bend the bushes and trees
wishing you weren’t hurting but it’s too late to freeze
time goes back track b-black hole expanded
all because you didn’t make me c-m like my hand did

[chorus]
c-m like my hand
c-c-c-m like my hand did
all because you didn’t make me
c-m like my hand did

you’re a loser, mother-f-cking loser
like a little trekkie trying to hit on stormtrooper
beam me up scottie i’m hottie with a body
taking off a sp-ce ferrari to the death star party
i’ve landed
don’t you wish you coulda make me c-m like my hand did?
like my hand did, like my, like my hand did
all because you couldn’t make me c-m like my hand did

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