ultimate home alone tribute - boy pierce lyrics
[verse 1]
now let me welcome everybody to the lincoln street
where i feel outta place and kinda incomplete
got the tickets planned, we got a trip to france
tonight we kick and cram, my cousin p-ss his pants
my name is kevin, i jump on beds and play micro machines
i fear my neighbor when he salting the streets
my brother buzz beats me up, uncle frank is a jerk
the guy from pete and pete calls me a disease and it hurt, and
i hate the furnace in the bas-m-nt
my cousin fuller is a nerd i want replacement
go easy on the pepsi. policeman. pesci
standing next to little nero, peering and requesting
talking to my pop and he wink and i think
that his gold tooth creepy and his whole vibe sneaky but i
go to get my pizza and the cheeses is missin
so i flip script, kick and demolition the kitchen, listen
my mom drags me to the attic as i’m
screaming “buzz started it” and i don’t want a part of this
i’m full of rage and fear
and this year i’m just praying that my family disappear and my
mom says you don’t mean it…but i stand firm
and i storm upstairs to calm my d-mn nerves
but something must’ve happened that night
’cause i wake up in the morning with no family in sight
[chorus]
christmas i’m home alone this year
and the bandits plan to provoke in here
better come through then, count to 1-2-10
i’m the annual, radical, filthy animal
(repeat)
[verse 2]
i made my family disappear so i run and flip
eat junk food, ice cream, watching gangsta fl!cks
leave it on the doorstep and get the h-ll
outta here, loudly cheer, home alone, proud i’m here
but i run into a clan of jokers
in a beat up van, almost ran me over
and i swear it was the same shady cat from my crib
fronting like he was a cop, clearly that was a fib
harry with a partner named marv the wet bandits
they breaking into spots a lot to cause damage and
heartbreak, now i think they know where i live
so i stage a fake party with mj in my crib
so it seems their qualifications questionable
and a run in with harry and marv inevitable
so i go to the church and get the brightest advice
’cause i think i miss my family and tonight is the night
[chorus]
christmas i’m home alone this year
and the bandits plan to provoke in here
better come through then, count to 1-2-10
i’m the annual, radical, filthy animal
(repeat)
[verse 3]
my house, man i have to defend
old man marley had to befriend
micro machines lined on the ground
this evil team has to go down
one final meal, mac and the cheese
one final deal, grab the b.b
gun make these cowards run, iceing up the
sidewalks, bet these guys all fall down
heating up the door kn-b
slobs burn better learn, churn every turn
…brings more viciousness
iron to the face, paint cans quick
swing, blow torch to the head
best scream, chicken feathers mean, kid ya better flee
but when they, finally catch up
tarantula, to the face, what?
bounce to my tree house, then to my neighbor crib
call the cops, bet i did
but bandits come through on the double
old man marley swing with the shovel
to the face and they knocked out
man my boy repped up, cops pull up
now and they take the bandits away
d-mn i’m relieved, christmas is…saved
[verse 4]
i do the laundry and i hang up all the stockings at night
christmas tree but i believe that i ain’t rocking it right
the old man made me realize the gifts that i got
so i gave him some advice, call his kid and to stop
being scared i’m prepared to just bury my ways
hear the front door open hit the stairs in a daze
see my mom standing tall with a shock in her eye
guess my wish was a gift, it was not a goodbye, and
all-of-a-sudden rumbling my whole family just stumble in
and they arguing it’s marvelous, it’s just like we started this
parted ways and it’s good to see my crew on the map
even buzz ‘cause ultimately the dude got my back
see the old man and i see he made his amends
see the smile on his face and i wave to my friend
buzz flips out screams “what’d you do to my room?!”
back to normal, merry christmas i’ll be seeing you soon, peace
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