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the nice-capades - bob's burgers lyrics

[spoken intro: louise & gene]
h*llo! this year was a banner year for us belcher kids
we did so many nice things! too many to list! so we’re going to sing them to you! take it away, gene, my brother!
i did a bunch of nice things this year, but one, in particular, comes to mind

[verse 1: gene]
taco tuesday was the day at school
a day that always makes me drool
but when only one taco was left
i said “rudy, friend, you take the rest”
but the only thing left to eat
was nuggets from the deep, deep freeze

[verse 2: gene & linda]
and then those reheated evil nuggets got mad and turned into an angry tornado! oooh!
i made those nugget costumes. i made ’em a few hours ago, no big deal
so i did what i had to do to save the world

[chorus: gene]
i ate the nuggets
i ate the evil nuggets, yeah!
i ate the nuggets
the evil, evil nuggets, yeah!

[spoken: gene]
so that’s something nice i did. and now i’m gonna hand it off to my handsome sister, tina!
[verse 3: tina & louise]
i kissed my family on all of their cheeks
then i took a little walk along the beach
a horseshoe crab was on its back
nearly having a heart attack
i didn’t kick it i gently nudged it back into the sea
i didn’t kick it, it had all the right number of legs when i left it, yeah

the end
ahem!
oh, right

[verse 5: tina]
and then i took it home and fed it, then took care of it, and then it went to college and now it’s a celebrity chef with all its legs, goodnight

[spoken: bob, linda, tina & louise]
b: lin, this is not going very—
l:breathtaking! it’s just breathtaking!
b: yup. right. yeah. that’s what i was about to say
t: and now enjoy the stylings of my super*nice sister, louise
lou: nice job, tina! i think he bought it!
t: i’m just glad it’s over. i feel dirty
lou: that’s the spirit!
t thank you. oh

[verse 6: louise]
i did so many nice things i can barely count ’em
i regrew the rain forest, and lost puppies i found ’em
i gave blankets to cold kids and ice cream to warm kids
shoes to the shoeless, hair to the hairless
but the nicest thing i did all year…
uh, nicest thing i did… i… the nicest thing… i did… i… i… i…

i can’t do this

[spoken outro: teddy]
what? what are we doin’? do i still spin around? what do i do?! oy gevalt

- bobs burgers lyrics

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