the restroom door said, "gentlemen" - bob rivers lyrics
the restroom door said gentleman so i just walked inside
i took two steps and realized i’ve been taken for a ride
i heard high voices, turned and found the place was occupied
by two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse
what could be worse?
than two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse
the restroom door said gentleman it must have been a gag
as soon as i walked in there i ran into some old hag
she sprayed me with a can of mase and smacked me with her bag
i could tell, this just wouldn’t be my day
what can i say?
it just wasn’t turning out to be my day
the restroom door said gentleman and i would like to find
the crummy little creep who had the nerve to switch the signs
’cause i got two black eyes and one high heel up my behind
now i can’t, sit with comfort and joy
boy oh boy
now i’ll never sit with comfort and joy
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