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this device - blowjob from tamara lyrics

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oh please help me, i can’t think
my robot phone fell in the sink
i’m used to it thinking for me
i can’t even spell a word correctly

i thought it was gonna make life easy
without it’s guidance, i’m feeling queasy
how will i know where i’m supposed to be?
how will i get there? it always told me

i can’t remember my own address
or anyones numbers, or how to dress
i don’t even know how to use a pen
i don’t even know how to count to ten

i’m gonna miss all my favorite shows
i can’t read a clock, i feel so exposed
people at work are gonna think i’m so dumb
my phone is where i got all my thoughts from

without its jokes i have no sense of humor
all of my friends will think i have a brain tumor
how will i shop? how will i pay?
without my phone there’s just no way

i miss the sound of its robotic voice
my little phone is my friend of choice
it’s the object of all my attention
i’m useless without it, i feel so much tension
i’m so happy when my phone goes ‘beep’
i have it with me when i go to sleep
there’s never a moment that we aren’t together
i’m never alone because i have its tether

makes me feel so important to talk to a machine
it talks back to me too
it does the thinking for me
all this technology makes our lives so much simpler

i never learned to lol whatever!
these devices are setting humanity free
this device is an extension of me
but it broke so now i’m in a panic

the mark of the beast, is that something satanic?
without my phonebot
i don’t know who i am

we’re a team, it and i
my technological drug habit
i worship it because it’s my god

guess i’ll go play with my stupid ipod

- blowjob from tamara lyrics

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