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blowfly vs. darth vadar - blowfly lyrics

[intro]
somewhere in the near future
controlled by my calculator
on just a prayer to reveal [?]
when blowfly met darth vadar
darth vader
ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
he’s a [?]
[?]
kick his motherf-ckin’ -ss

[verse 1]
he left women’ p-ssy speared with steel and made heart fill with fear
you see darth vadar, my cool operator, now controlled the atmosphere
again and again, [?] your -ss to the men and left their eyes filled with tears
he f-cked all the hoes and left the c-nts for souls
things had been that way for years
the captain called me in and said “my friend, we are about to become a thing of the past
if you don’t do something about darth vadar he gonna f-ck all of us in the -ss”
i said “it would be a thrill,” me and my [?] were sent for his black -ss immediately
and when i get my hands on him i’m gonna kick his -ss repeatedly (kick his -ss)
travelin’ the stars, somewhere near mars, when i spotted him just ahead
he said “this is i, mr. blowfly! pretty soon your black -ss will be dead!”
i’ve been around some bad news in my time and i thought i had beaten the best
but this black, metal, son of a b-tch was ten times badder than the rest
as he p-ssed i felt lightin’ in my -ss and i felt like it was from h-ll
he said “you should’a known better than to f-ck with me. now your cape wearin’ -ss is fell.”
he said “i would not cooperate
your -ss i’m gonna dominate
your little pr-ck cannot penetrate me at all”
ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
yeah. that’s what he thought
but i had something up my sleeve that was gonna bring his melon-plated -ss to his knees
yeah

[verse 2]
i took some [?] and [?] p-ssy juice and combined it with some [?] (what?)
[?] back in time when they were combined they destroyed a whole f-ckin’ nation (hot d-mn!)
under the heat of the sun i loaded my gun as he was approachin’ real fast (oh sh-t!)
[?] in his eyes i had a surprise and i shot the whole load up his -ss
he lost his c-ck and his ship began to rock [?]
he smoked some pot and took a penicillin shot, but the sh-t didn’t do him no good (no good)
naw
and then i heard this hummin’ sound and went somethin’ like this (ugh)

[verse 3]
[?] bigger and bigger (sh-t)
suddenly his ship began to glow (ugh, i give up)
and smoke started coming from his -ssh0l-
and then there was a big explosion (pfff)
and bolts and screws and sh-t was flyin’ everywhere ([?], ha)
another explosion, part of his d-ck was flying through the air (ugh)
yeah, that looked like the end of my friend ([?] that sh-t)
darth vadar
once again, blowfly had prevailed
and as i rode my horse off into the sunset (did you say what?)
yeah, i said a f-ckin’ horse. there are horses in outer sp-ce ([?])
what ‘chu mean they ain’t got no horses up there? (say what?)
([?])
ride, ride! ([?], motherf-cker)
yeah ([?])
oh, give me a home [?]
and all the guys pr-ck is smaller than mine
ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha (oh, blowfly, your so [?])
yeah
my baby keep fartin’ in my face (pfff)
i guess that mean i got my face in the wrong darn place
is there a wrong place these days? (i don’t know. is there?)

[verse 4]
comin’ in ya’
on a piece of [?]
lots of [?]
i got two nuts full (oh)
and when he’s in ya’ you can have no [?]
and you don’t have to worry about the gonorrhea
’cause i’m a whole man
yeah ([?])
i got what i got by screwin’ a nasty b-tch
i would’a came out better jackin’ off in a ditch (say what?)
d-ck, honey
i got plenty
and i ram it up your -ss ’till there ain’t no bottom in it ([?])
’cause i’m a whole man
yeah
a whole man (mmm) (whole man) (a whole man) (whole man) (ha-ha)
i wanna ask you all a question
who is a guy whose d-ck is hard every time you’re here beggin’ for it? ([?])
yeah
ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha ([?] laughin’ motherf-cker)

[interlude, spoken]
in case ya’ll motherf-ckers out there don’t know what i’m doin’, this is some of the lyrics for the first lp i cut, called the weird … the weird … the weird … the weird world of blowfly
yeah (weird motherf-cker alright)
uh
yeah (mmm, yeah)

[verse 5, spoken]
i remember when i was in the [?] group
i ain’t gonna call it a neighborhood ’cause i don’t like the motherf-ckers no more
i had to sing lead in b-ss and i used to hate that sh-t ’cause every time [?] i’d be by myself and i’d have to start it off and i’d [?] and look at the hoes and [?] put my hand on my d-ck
see, that went over big with b-tches, ’cause when you put your hand on your d-ck that make ‘em think you got a lotta sh-t down there
d-ck ’bout the size of a [?], but they didn’t know it
anyway, i’d lean over to the mic and i’d say something like this
i’d say “bow ba ba bow ba bow ba bow bow ba ba bow ba ba bow ba bow ba bow bow ba dang da dang dang da ding di dong do blue b-lls” (-cheers-)
the name [?] was “blue moon,” but i would say “blue b-lls”
that’s back in the days when a [?] had yellow jive
ya’ll remember ’bout that sh-t, don’t ‘cha?
[?] … i loved that sh-t
i’d do that motherf-ckin’ sh-t [?]
yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep moon shine-a-nine a shine-a-nine a blue b-lls shine-a-nine a shine-a-nine-anana bl-w j-b (-giggle-)
d-mn. i was all uptown that time, [?] (you sure were)
but i can do that godd-mn sh-t ’cause i’m blowfly the master!
the lord!
the king! ([?])
prince with all the [?]
hound with the crown (huh?)
biggest d-ck (huh?)

[outro, spoken]
who told you to turn the music off, motherf-cker?
what’d i say about f-ckin’ cubans?
they ain’t been over here two days and already they cuttin’ sh-t off and sh-t ([?])
turn the motherf-ckin’ sh-t back on!
turn it back!
i wanna sing!
i ain’t through singin’ yet!
music! bring it back!
bring it back!
bring it back!
bring it back!
oh

i’m glad his -ss is gone
(phew)
[?]
i’m glad his -ss is gone
-door sound-

- blowfly lyrics

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