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the (chicken) nuggets - blond samurai lyrics

[intro]
yo
your hungry boy in the house
this is blond samurai
yo
your hungry boy is in the house
your hungry boy is in the house
yo
this is blond samurai
yo

[verse 1]
like every other guy, i like chicks
i mean literal chickens, otherwise, i like d*cks
so i woke up hungry this morning
and said to me what you wanna eat, darling?
i wanted nuggets, but at first, i got to eat breakfast
so i ate some sh*t till my meaningless day passed
then i went to the refrigerator
but to my shock, no nuggets were in there
so i decided to go to the grocеry store
i just ate breakfast but i wantеd more

[hook]
i clearly want some nuggets
i want ‘em inside a baguette
not wings, not drumsticks, nuggets
please put them in a pocket
i clearly want some nuggets
i want ‘em inside a baguette
not beef, not ribs, nuggets
and some soda in my goblet
[verse 2]
now i’m in the store lookin’ for my target
i’m talkin’ to myself, “now get nuggets”
but i couldn’t find them, i got frustrated
why there no nuggets? they’re so underrated
enraged, i went to speak to the seller
she was a cute young lady, named keller
so i got shy and just nodded my head
“what happened to you? you wanted nugget, godd*mn!”
now i’m bullying myself cause i ain’t talky
she noticed it and told me “what you want, hunty?”

[hook]
so i said i want some nuggets
i want ‘em inside a baguette
not wings, not drumsticks, nuggets
please put them in a pocket
i clearly want some nuggets
i want ‘em inside a baguette
not beef, not ribs, nuggets
and some soda in my goblet

[verse 3]
then she said we don’t have any, sorry hun
and i wanted to explode myself like taliban
but she said oh wait! there are some back here
and i said you saved my life; thanks, dear!
[hook]
now i have some nuggets
imma put them inside a baguette
not wings, not drumsticks, nuggets
and some soda in my goblet
now i’m eatin’ my nuggets
they taste good inside this baguette
not beef, not ribs, nuggets
and for dessert i want chocolate cake

[outro]
oh sh*t! i forgot i’m a vegetarian. f*ck! no! goddammit!

- blond samurai lyrics

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