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i challenged my friends to rap on discord... - bizly lyrics

[intro: bizly]
welcome to the video with slimecicle, grizzly and macro
sit back, bro
let us show you how it’s done, we’re the best in the biz
rapping what we see, man you know what it is
but it slowly devolves into nonsense in the call
where we rap about fish in our pants for some f*cking reason
yeah

[1st attempt: bizly, *slimecicle*, **grizzly**, ***macro***]
**we can rap about whatever the f*ck we want?**
***trap, trap!***
***yeah***
**bring it in, mr. slimecicle on the track, yo**
*okay, playing my piano*
**alright, alright**
***not yet***
**tell ’em what you gotta say**

*alright, i got a fish, he’s in a bowl*
*i’m gonna throw him, i’m on a roll*
*he shattered against the floor, that’s so sad*
*my fish, he’s on the floor, oh no*
*i adored that fish, but now, i’ve gotta make a wish*
*grizzly*
**yo**
**i just saw you throw that fish on the floor**
**why’d you have to dish him out like that**
**i don’t even know when you’re gonna bring him back, uh**
**it’s me, on the track and i’m feeling wack** [bonk], **uh**
**yeah**
**i just owned this beat, now macro, own this beat**

***yah, yah, yah!***
***yo, i’m coming in this beat***
***there’s a fish on the floor, i don’t know what to do with this fish no more***
***gonna put it in the toilet, gonna flush that down***
***i’m gonna take my fish downtown*** (**no, my fish!**)
***that fish is in court now***
***that fish is in jury duty***
***i don’t like what he does ’cause he went down the toilet with my dootie, dootie, dootie, dootie***
***yo, bizly take the beat now***
***take the beat bizly now***

okay, okay, okay, okay
the fish is in jail
fish went to jail
he serving 35 to life
he gonna die in jail
i hope he sees his parents again ‘fore he die in jail
man, it’s just so sad, fishy gone to jail
man, free my homie fish! free him out the paint, man!
free my homie fish! free him out the slammer, man!
**fish is in jail**
*fish is in jail, but he got the bail*
*fish brother here, he got a pail*
*put the fish in the pail, don’t know why*
*gonna say now, good, good, bye*
*throw the fish in the sea, fish finally free*
*wait no, fish belong in the lake*
*oh no, the fish is freshwater fish in the salt water, that’s not the right water*
*fish ill, fish ill* (**yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah**)
*’cause he don’t like the water in the gill*
*fish died*
**i cannot believe we just rapped about a fish going to jail**

[2nd attempt: *slimecicle*, **grizzly**, ***macro***]
**oh, this is the beat, okay**
***grizz in the biz in the house!***
**yeah, uh**
**let’s go**
**okay, yeah, that’s right, uh**

**i’ve been in class, not partic*p*ting**
**i’m in the sky, when i fall from the sky, i’m the rain, i’m precipitating, uh**
**i look up at my teach, i say, “what’s up, b*tch! i ain’t coming to class no mo,” uh**
**and then i walk out and go to home**
**i lay down on my bed** (skipping class)
**i look at my mirror and look at my head**
** i got eyes and they look right at me, they’re asking why (uh!) have you learned all this sh*t, man, you’re throwing your life away, uh, uh**
**it’s sad as sh*t man** (***yeah!***)
***i just wanna go back to when i was a kid man***
*i was feeling sad*
*i was getting real mad*
*i was kicking at the wall, and down the stairs i fall*
*wait, what’s that? is that a fish?* (***haha, not again!***)
*ooh, i’ve been waiting, i made a wish, i take the fish*
*i put it in a bowl*
*hi, little fishy you look like a troll with that face*
*which fish are you, which race?*
*i don’t know*
*i don’t know which fish you are* (***oh my god***)
i’m gonna walk with you down this big hall*
*macro*

***getting of the fish topic now, uh***
***i’m gonna go back to school instead***
***school was not the greatest thing that i was at***
***instead, all i like to do is rap, rap rippity rap, yo***
***grizzly (**skrrt skrrt!**) and bizly, they’re two of my friends, but charlie, he’s not***
***f*ck the fish, charlie! ooh, drop it on the mic***

*yo, is that a fish?*
*what’s up, i’m a big cod and i believe in god*
*i’m a religious fish and i’m gonna pray*
*gonna pray all day to god*
*i’m a* i believe in god*

[3rd & final attempt: bizly, *slimecicle*, **grizzly**, ***macro***]
that wasn’t 5 seconds
*no you’re going, you’re going*
***it doesn’t start* the beat’s not****
*let’s go, bizly!*
***the beat’s not on yet, ready?**
*yeah*
***3, 2, go bizly!***
**show ’em what you got, brotha! whoo!**
***okay, you could’ve gone in there, but you can go later, it’s not a big deal***
i’mma wait till the beat drop, bro
***beat’s coming in right now***
*yeah*

fish in my pants
i got fish in my pants (**godd*mn it**)
fish in my underwear (**oh, what? where?**)
fish in my pants
i got fish in my pants (***bizly got fish in his pants***)
wiggling around in my pants
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah (***got fish in his pants***)
fish in my pants!

**fish in his pants, fish in his pants, fish in his underwear** (*slurping*)
**i don’t know where but fish in his pants** (*slurping*)
**fish in his pants, got fish in his underwear** (*slurping*)
**i don’t know where** (*slurping*)

***lemme get on here*** (*slurping*)
***yo, got fish in my pants, got fish in my pants*** (*slurping*)
***got a little bit of that fish in my pants*** (*slurping*)
***ate dinner earlier*** (**yeah, i f*cking hate this!**) (*slurping*)
***ay, ay*** (*slurping*)

hold on, what the f*ck is that noise that slime is making?
*slurping*

***i don’t know why we can’t get off fish*** (*slurping*)
***i don’t why we gotta keep on doing this*** (*slurping*)
***i don’t know why we gotta rap about fish*** (*slurping*)
***i don’t know why, i don’t even like fish*** (*slurping*)
***i like salmonella, poisoning*** (*slurping*)
***i didn’t mean to say that, i’m annoying*** (*slurping*)
***charlie, come in***

fish in my pants! in my pocket! (**yeah!**)
i got bands! i’m not talking about (**whoo!**) money! i’m talking ’bout rubber (**that’s right, uh**) bands, yeah!
got a lot of rubber bands in my pocket, yeah!
got a lot of rubber bands in my pocket, yeah!

**rubber bands onna skrrt**
**i got fish in my pants**
**rubber bands onna hurr** (***fish, fish, fish, fish***)
**yuh, fish**

**man, i hate fish** (gasp)
**i don’t understand them sh*ts**
**they just be swimming in the water**
**i don’t understand how they swim in the water**
**they don’t have legs, how the f*ck does that work?**
**it doesn’t make sense, make my* godd*mn it, my godd*mn brain hurt** (ain’t no legs)
**and i hate when the fish get in yo pants**
**that sh*t sucks**
***can i get on this?***
***ooh, i’m feeling something, i’m feeling something***
***oh, oh, oh! here i go!***
**why is he doing that?**

***one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish!***
***i don’t like anything that don’t have fish!***
***i be dr. seuss, b*tch!***
***dr. seuss up in this b*tch!***
***green eggs and ham***
***i’m gonna come through with the slam, dunk!***
***gonna go and bring that funk on the beat, yeah!***
***i like trucks*** (*slam dunk, yuh*)

*the fish are outta my pants, the fish are outta my pants*
*over there, they’re on the floor, they’re doing a dance* (*what the h*ll?*)
*what the h*ll are those fish doing? what the h*ll? those fish are grooving*
*what the h*ll is going on?*
*those fish are schmoovin on!*

***oh, oh!***
one last chorus, one last chorus, let’s take it off
**i got fish in my pants, fish in my pants**
**iceberg on my wrist from rubber bands**
***fish is going too hard!***
**fish in my pants** (**cough, cough**)
**i just contracted a disease from that**

- bizly lyrics

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