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not gay - bionicpig lyrics

[intro: skit between aaron and the girl]
oh, uh, hey, uh, i was just
yes?
uh, wondering- *clears throat*
yeah?
if you’d uh, want to go out on a date sometime?
of course! i would love to!
oh, oh uh- oh really?

[verse 1]
f-ck, my brain’s in a tizzy
got me a girl who might let me touch her titty
we get dinner and a movie ’round 7
then around 10 you might say i’ll be in heaven (yeah, babe!)
gonna make me a d-ck like a whip
i’m gonna smack her
she better bring a wheelchair
hit by a linebacker
(i mean my penis!)
(yeah)
we get to the bed
she lookin’ great
but then i look down and tell her to wait
i went to the bathroom and i found that
i couldn’t even get it up
what the f-ck is going on?
f-ck!

[hook]
i’m not g-y
but my d-ck is g-y
i want to ‘bate to girls all day
but my d-ck won’t let me
(no it won’t)
yeah
my d-ck won’t let me
(like, i’m serious, i’m not g-y. i mean, seriously.)

[verse 2: aaron, his d-ck, and the girl]
yo d-ck, what the f-ck?!
i’m trying to get this b-tch to get me to nut
what do you mean, b-tch?
we just finished staring at your best friend’s little tiny d-ck tip
nah, man, that wasn’t even me!
you just got it up, and brought me to my knees
are you really gonna blame me for doing something?
you and i both know that guys get us c-mmin’
f-ck you, little d-ck!
i just want vaginas, and that’s it
um, are you seriously talking to your d-ck tip?
oh- no no no, no, i just-
no, that’s it. i am not having it, i am out of here
w- wait, no, come on babe
what the f-ck is wrong with you?
it’s my d-ck that’s g-y, not me

[hook]
i’m not g-y
but my d-ck is g-y
i want to ‘bate to girls all day
but my d-ck won’t let me
(no, it won’t)
yeah
my d-ck won’t let me

[bridge]
i promise i’m lovin’ the b-tts and the sucks
but my d-ck doesn’t seem like he gives any f-cks
and he knows i’m down with the pink
but he thinks i’m down with the stick
which i know i really don’t like any guys that you see
and i know there was one time i touched my best friend’s little pee-pee
and my penis was hard
but i just knew that it was my d-ck that was g-y
i- i-, i- it wasn’t me, it wasn’t me, i swear

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