billericay dickie - billy bragg lyrics
good evening, i’m from ess*x
in case you couldn’t tell
my given name is d*ckie
i come from billericay
and i’m doing very well
had a love affair with nina
in the back of my cortina
a seasoned*up hyena
could not have been more obscener
she took me to the cleaners
and other misdemeanors
but i got right up between her
rum and her ribena
well, you ask joyce and vicky
if candy floss is sticky
i’m not a blinking thicky
i’m billericay d*ckie
and i’m doing very well
i bought a lot of brandy
when i was courting sandy
to aim to make her randy
and all i had was shandy
anothеr thing with sandy
what often came in handy
was passing her and mandy
shе didn’t half go bandy
so, you ask joyce and vicky
if i ever took the mickey
i’m not a flipping thicky
i’m billericay d*ckie
and i’m doing very well
i’d rendezvous with janet
quite near the isle of thanet
she looked more like a gannet
she wasn’t half a prannet
her mother tried to ban it
her father helped me plan it
and when i captured janet
she bruised her pomegranate
oh, you ask joyce and vicky
if i ever shaped up tricky
i’m not a blooming thicky
i’m billericay d*ckie
and i’m doing very well
you should never hold a candle
if you don’t know where it’s been
the jackpot is in the handle
on a normal fruit machine
so, you ask joyce and vicky
who’s their favorite brickie
i’m not a common thicky
i’m billericay d*ckie
and i’m doing very well
i know a lovely old toe rag
obliging and n0blesse
kindly, charming sh*g from shoeburyness
my given name is d*ckie
i come from billericay
i thought you’d never guess
so, you ask joyce and vicky
a fine pair of squeaky chickies
i’m not a flaming thicky
i’m billericay d*ckie
and i’m doing very well
oh golly, oh gosh
come lie on the couch
with a nice bit of posh
from burnham*on*crouch
my given name is d*ckie
i come from billericay
and i ain’t a slouch
so, you ask joyce and vicky
about billericay d*ckie
i ain’t an effing thicky
you ask joyce and vicky
and i’m doing very well
Random Song Lyrics :
- sms - rehab (pl) lyrics
- target (only pain) - death's dynamic shroud lyrics
- праздник (holiday) - джиган (geegun) lyrics
- oxytocin - revengeofparis lyrics
- wanna be liquide ? - dizzie the wizard lyrics
- heart they didn't break - maddie & tae lyrics
- они меня вряд ли поймут (they are unlikely to understand me) - reallyshun lyrics
- coed - kissgrief lyrics
- tu poca falta de tilín (tu falta de querer) - luisardo lyrics
- thoughts - mike donald lyrics