bimbo no. 5 - bill clinton lyrics
[spoken intro]
ladies and gentlemen. where is bimbo number 5?
are you ready for the billennium?
[verse 1]
one, two, three, four, six
everybody in the car, let’s go have s*x
to the hotel around the corner
the girls want to do the president
but i really don’t wanna
get caught like i did last year
i’ll find a new girl with a great big rear
i had monica, and jennifer, paula, and kathleen
and maybe five other girls in between
but i like to try a new piece of pork
when old pumpkin legs is in new york
if she’s alive i will try to jump her
then i will dump her
[chorus]
a little bit of monica, ohh no more
a little bit of kathleen, out the door
a little bit of paula, on the bed
a little bit of hillary, now i’m dead!
[post*chorus 1]
bimbo number five!
[verse 2]
pull your pants down
and toss it on the ground
now bark like a hound
and i’ll make a doggy sound
i’ll chase you
and you chase me
and if i get caught
will you spank my f*nny please?
clap your hands once
heres a big surprise
everyone was wrong
it points to the right!
[chorus]
monica’s gone away
maybe miss america would come and play
a little bit of brittany would be nice
a little bit of hillary i’m on ice
[post*chorus 2]
bimbo number 5!
booty call!
[interlude]
hey baby!
have you ever been involved in a forty billion investigation?
as a matter of fact my condoms do have the presidential seel on them
hey, want to see the eagles beak get real big
(ha ha ha ha ha)
note to myself
nail her later
[chorus]
a little bit of monica, ohhh no more
a little bit of kathleen, out the door
jennifer lopez, in my bed
a little bit of hillary, now i’m dead!
[post*chorus 3]
oh i do love new york!
won’t you please elect my wife?
ya know, get her out of the house
‘cos yeah i got yard work to do, yeah that’s right
yard work
[outro]
oh, excuse me? bimbo number six?
Random Song Lyrics :