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can't get it up - bilk band lyrics

{instrumental}

{verse 1]
it’s her first time coming round
and i’m getting ready for it now
i’ve just put a film on youtube
with a little bit of lynx just so i can set the mood
i’m nervous cause we’ve never met
but you can tell it’s on from the flirts in our texts
then i’m surprised, on what happens next
cause she opens the door with a six pack of becks
and some vodka, and a gl-ss
so i drink and i drink ’till i fall on my -rs-
and we’re both p-ssed, having good times
start touching her hand and she starts touching mine
and it’s all cool cause we started kissin’
but i could just tell that there’s something missing
and i’m shocked at what happens next
i couldn’t get it up and now i’m so vexed

[chorus]
what a nightmare
i must’ve chugged bare
too much in my cup
cause i can’t get it up
i just can’t get it up

what a nightmare
i must’ve chugged bare
too much in my cup
cause i can’t get it up
i just can’t get it up

[instrumental}

[verse 2}
now i’m sat on the edge of my bed, i feel sick
she thinks it’s her so she calls me a pr-ck
and get’s up and leaves quick
slamming the door, it’s already f-cked i might as well drink more
chances slim, mood is dim
i don’t care anyway i think she’s grim
well i don’t, i mean i’m just saying that
so i can try and make myself feel like less of a tw-t
f-cks sake, can this night get sh-tter?
turns out it can as i open my twitter
scroll through my phone and what do i see?
she’s only gone and wrote a tweet about me
oh jeeze, can’t believe i’ve been exposed
i’ve f-cked up big time and everybody knows
i really hope to god that it doesn’t go viral
i’m never ever drinking again, that’s final

[chorus]
what a nightmare
i must’ve chugged bare
too much in my cup
cause i can’t get it up
i just can’t get it up

what a nightmare
i must’ve chugged bare
too much in my cup
cause i can’t get it up
i just can’t get it up

[bridge]
rooms spinning i’m laying in my bed
i’m such an idiot i should’ve just said
i was trying the best that i can
but none of this sh-t ever goes to plan

rooms spinning i’m laying in my bed
i’m such an idiot i should’ve just said
i was trying the best that i can
but none of this sh-t ever goes to plan

[chorus}
what a nightmare
i must’ve chugged bare
too much in my cup
cause i can’t get it up
i just can’t get it up

what a nightmare
i must’ve chugged bare
too much in my cup
cause i can’t get it up
i just can’t get it up

- bilk band lyrics

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