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shart freestyle - bigfilthydad lyrics

[intro]
dude—dude come here (poloboy)
no, i’m not—i’m not tryna set you up for anything
like, i—i—i gotta tell you something
so, i—i think i just sharted my pants, bro
no, it’s not a joke, like, i’m not—i’m not—you know, ha*ha
i’m not jokin’ around or anything, i actually think i just sharted my pants
i don’t know what to do, i’ve never—this never happened b*before
like, i don’t—

[verse 1]
sharted in my pants, bro, this is crazy, sharted in my pants, bro, this is crazy
sharted in my pants, bro, this is crazy, sharted in my pants now i don’t know what to do
sharted in my pants, now i’m feelin’ real embarrassed, sharted in my pants, i don’t want to tell my parents
’cause i sharted in my pants and i think that they are ruined
can’t believe i messed them up, bro, these were my favorite ones
[bridge]
dude, like, i’m not joking, like, i actually think i just sharted in my pants
should i go to a bathroom or something, dude? i don’t know what to do
i’m not a toddler though, this never happened before, straight up

[verse 2]
sayin’ that i’m drippy but it’s not a good way, sharted in my pants so i had a bad day
i don’t know what to do ’cause i’m new to all this, why it gotta be that when it could’ve been p*ss?
now i gotta search, hunt, for a bathroom, takin’ off my clothes, bro, what’s the plan?
homie walked in probably scared him, right? but he knows what’s up, he’s boutta save the night
dude gave me a fresh pair of pants ’cause he’s always got that swag up in his hands
and i can’t say enough, dude, thank you so much, bro, i gotta give thanks, i’m ‘a take you out to lunch

[outro]
dude, straight up, like, i don’t know what to do, man, sharted in my pants
i—but you know what? you really saved the day, i appreciate that
now i just gotta figure out what i’m ‘a do with these ones
i don’t know, i feel bad, these are some good pair of pants right here, high*quality stuff
and i gotta throw them out now, it sucks

- bigfilthydad lyrics

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