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ice cubes - big samuel lyrics

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ayo big sam on the crip, yeah big sam on the track, ay
(the dog tried to l!ck my b*lls!)
here we go, yeah
corrupt ass politics are bungholes yeah, let them know that i’m nerding out on my diamonds, ay
(f*ckin’ bungholes, g!)

growing up, one of my dads biggest problems was someone using all of the ice, yeah, and not refilling the ice tray
he always sayin next time i come here, and there’s no ice, someone’s gonna get it

one hot summer, i made mysеlf a cold glass of water, with some ice, thеn i got distracted, and forgot to refill the ice
(sh*t, i accidentally put it in the fridge.)
and then i put it back in the freezer

seven hours later, i went back to the kitchen, to get a snack, and i seen the ice tray there, all of the left ice melted, and i heard the door garage, that means my dad is home, and i had to think really fast, and i got an idea

i refilled the ice tray, and put it back in the freezer, and then i went to the breaker panel, and i turned off the fridgerator, that way my dad is now gonna think the power went out

a few minutes later, my dad was like, “yo, what’s wrong with the fridge?” i don’t know, maybe the power went out. he said, “or maybe, you made the power go out, anyway i wouldn’t know.” but, you’re not refilling the ice tray

oh my god, he knows! how did you know that, dad? wait a minute, i was just playing. you really did that? oh, you gonna get it boy

i got beat, got spanked, got k!lled, wait no, just joking, i’m still alive, boy. he beat me, he beat me, he slapped me, he hit me, i’m sad, then he kicked my ass

signed by your truly, doctor gorilla

the dog stepped on my nuts last week, but i’m alright. hopefully, it doesn’t do it again

- big samuel lyrics

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