switcheroo - big lettuce lyrics
[verse 1]
shorty a karen, she sending her order back
i’m there embarrassed like “why did you order that?”
she changed her mind, wasn’t even nothing wrong with that
left the waitress a big tip by the water glass
left a little note, it said “sorry she won’t be back”
shorty left me at the store so i’m walking back
you ain’t in love with me? girl what you calling that?
i’ma be in it like i had a parking pass
tryna eat vegan, i don’t need a heart attack
got a bad sweet tooth, but take my coffee black
rolling that strawberry, i’m prolly gonna cough from that
i got ten flavors all by the quarter sack
pass it like quarterbacks, then i get more of that
i asked broski to float me like water rafts
in that tweed jacket, they thinking i taught a class
make her tap out on the couch then its all a wrap
feet out the window, i’m tanning my ankles
too much to watch, i’m cancelling cable
walk in the room and i stand on the table
to everyone out there stanning me, thank you
shorty bad, sable
shorty bad like a deal on a label
she want me take shots out her navel
shorty basic, tomato and basil
[chorus 1]
i’ma need some bread with that
i’ma need some bread with that (i got the soup)
i’ma need some bread with that
i’ma need some bread with that (she wanna shoop)
i’ma need some head with that (i’m goin big)
i’ma sip a red with that (buncha elbows)
i’ma keep the team fed with that (i’m glad i’m me, not you)
i’m all set with that
[verse 2]
stillborn, i come out the p*ssy dead
sorry if you mad at what i said
but i give it my all til i’m ex*haust*ted
roll over, drink some water, light that runtz up to my head
might take her ass to nieman’s though
let her bag it like a nematode
i been handsome
walk in, crowd cheers like i’m ted danson
leave the pickle, taco bell, we on hoosick now
sunroof open blowing clouds, don’t care who around
glide into the drive thru, cut the music down
“uhhhhh i ordered on the app, my name is lettuce”
i mix a lot, they match a lot
i do me, they get mad a lot
you number one? i’ll sn*tch your spot
i’m beasting, boy, it’s sabotage
[chorus 1]
i’ma need some bread with that
i’ma need some bread with that (i got the soup)
i’ma need some bread with that
i’ma need some bread with that (she wanna shoop)
i’ma need some head with that (i’m goin big)
i’ma sip a red with that (buncha elbows)
i’ma keep the team fed with that (i’m glad i’m me, not you)
i’m all set with that
[bridge 1]
stick and move, stick and move
stick and move, stick and move
i stick and move, stick and move
hit her with the, uh
[verse 3]
tussy sippy boy like a mississippi boy
i can get it in a jif but i grew up a skippy boy
no peter pan and wendy, boy (get it? peanut b*tter)
when we gonna land? never ever, boy
i’m always on schedule, boy
i make a good impression like delacroix
better hurry up before i get annoyed
i don’t think i’m buying what you’re selling, boy
go and see the guy, prices never go up
you’d think he selling arizonas, i roll a zone up
i get on the beat like nathaniel b
me and my family, that sh*t’s insanity
i might roll a dutch on a dollar bill (old school)
please don’t p*ss me off when i’m tryna chill
bet you rooted for the cops in the cop movie
we rolling yop doobies til we chop suey
i’m d4l the way i’m snappin’
smoking while she shake her laffy taffy
then i duck her, i’m daffy
she showing me them bare cheeks
then she grapefruit soda on the spare sheets (squirter)
me in your range? not i
i’m top five, raising canes at the popeyes
i think 64 nights crazy
but i been doin this my whole life, pay me
[chorus 2]
i stick and move, stick and move
i pick and choose, pick and choose
out with the old, in with the new
i stick and move, stick and move
i stick and move, stick and move
i pick and choose, pick and choose
out with the old, in with the new
hit her with the switcheroo
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