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lost my dick - big jk lyrics

[verse: 1]
i remember in fourth grade i got my d-ck stuck in the pencil sharpener
the teacher left the room to go get the school carpenter
the girls got close and the boys moved away father
next thing happens now my d-ck is getting harder
my d-ck is really hard in the pencil machine
it’s jacking me off while it grinds my d-ck like a coffee bean
i wanted this girl to suck it, her name was charlene
i pulled to get it out but i twisted a spline
i asked her to suck it and she said no that’s disgusting
“your d-ck is bl–dy,” then my d-ck started busting
the guys said hey it smells like someone’s been f-cking
i said hey f-ggot shut the f-ck up that smell is nothing
i said come over here and i’ll break your neck
and i’ll bone your girl with my erect… tion
in this science cl-ss we are doing a dissection
of my d-ck that got chopped up and experienced an ejection
of white steamy cream, let’s give it an inspection

[chorus]
i f-cked her once
f-cked her twice
i wanted to f-ck that girl for life
but then i got my d-ck stuck in the pencil sharpener
i lost my d-ck
i want it back
please give it back
motherf-cker

[verse 2]
if i ever find the motherf-cker responsible for this i’m going to beat their mothingf-cking -ss
f-ck you and your tiny -ss d-ck you b-tch -ss man-wh-r-
slut acting motherf-cker coming on my -ss like a b-tch
f-ck you and your crew i k!ll pussy for dinner
how am i supposed to feed my kids
i sit alone drinking pussy juice all day
wondering when i will see my d-ck again
once it got unstuck it was a bl–dy mess
i put it in the pants of this one girl sabrina
she told me it made her wet even though
it was bl–dy as f-ck and she probably got aids
i only want my d-ck back
imagine if your d-ck was ripped off you
it would feel so bad (so bad so bad)
so f-ck you!

[chorus]
i f-cked her once
f-cked her twice
i wanted to f-ck that girl for life
but then i got my d-ck stuck in the pencil sharpener
i lost my d-ck
i want it back
please give it back
motherf-cker

[outro]
b-tch!
give me back my d-ck!
i hate b-tches like you!
uh
instead of the headless horseman i’m the d-ckless d-ck man
uh
f-ck you!

- big jk lyrics

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