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minecraft weed - big jacob lyrics

[intro]
hey guys, um minecraft steve guys um, weed guys um, um [?]
i’m really funny i’m self-aware, so that means everything i say
is okay, everything i say is funny, because i’m self aware
n-body understands my pain no no no-body gets it

[verse 1]
i went to school today i got bullied someone took my lunch i got bullied
they said to me, your fat you don’t need it
i said to them your g-y i don’t need you in my life because your g-y i don’t -ssociate with g-y people bye

[verse 2]
i’m r-t-rded, i like to look like i farted
i’m not a bully im a f-cking loser
i’m not a bully i like to eat fooooooood
ay
ay

[chorus]
when’s the last i went to school?
when’s the last time i went and jumped in a pool?
when’s the last time i ate some food?
it was like 5 minutes ago but besides that

[verse 3]
minecraft steve, i smoke weed, i’m a r-t-rd, i smoke steve, i smoke weed, i’m a r-t-rd
i can’t even hear my own voice i’m a r-t-rd
the rebound off my voice, makes me sound like i’m a f-cking invoice
yeah
uh
i’m an intern for [?]

[chorus]
when’s the last time, i thought i could go home and drink wine
it was like 5 days ago but that’s because i’m a fatso, it’s because i’m a ratso

[verse 4]
i don’t even like to eat food anymore
because last time i did that i gained 20 pounds
it hurt bad
i smoke weed did you guys know that i smoke weed
no
i didn’t think so
probably because you guys are all nerds
i’m not a nerd because
one time i was doing a skateboard trick with my friends
that’s why i’m not a nerd
if you guys ever thought i was a nerd, you guys are the most nerdiest people i’ve ever met actually
um
i actually don’t have an inhaler, that’s just a hoax people made t-t-to make me look bad
i actually don’t have an inhaler

[verse 5]
sorry i was taking my inhaler
um i’m r-t-rded?
this is like {?] when he’s gonna farted and he’s r-t-rded
see farted and r-t-rded rhyme
so i use it in every f-cking song i make because i have no talent, because i am a r-t-rded, because that i am farted
yeah

[chorus]
when’s the last time i saw my dad
it was in 2004 when i was a chad yuh

[verse 6]
i’m not a chad i’m f-cking fat yuh
i’m 200 pounds and i am fat yuh
i say yuh because it makes me feel better
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ay

[chorus]
when’s the last time i got some head
it was five weeks ago yuh uh huh

- big jacob lyrics

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