intro - dropped - big heath lyrics
[intro]
yeah yeah yeah yeah
ooooohhh ye*yeahhh
welcome to the big show!
[verse 1]
i stay awake until my eyes hurt
i grind herb but onnly after making sure that i work
emcees here’s some wise words
before you go on stage please make sure the mic work
my love life’s been a pain of mine
most hate what i say cos i say my mind
see first dates are a waste of time
i took a fat girl skating just to break the ice
the first time i had s*x was a prostitute
i was confused so i asked her what i gotta do
she started dancing with a lot of moves
she said “too fat for missionary, let me get on top of you”
in other words i weigh 3 tonnes
but i didn’t stop the wh0re, she ensured my meat spun
it weren’t long before heath’s done
i only lasted for 10 seconds, b*tch i want a refund!
yeah yeah yeah yeah
ooooohhh ye*yeahhh
[verse 2]
i want a house on a nice hill
so i can p*ss off all my neighbbours late night with my rhyme sk!ll
you ask why, i’m quite ill
i tell my kids one thing you ain’t getting sh*t in my will
i’m in school doing fire drills
i tell all the fat kids with adhd to lie still or say h*llo to my 9mil
you say i’m a sick motherf*cker, try drill
i’ma chef man up with my b*n*r where’s your dad bend him over
pick your nan up let’s beat it
where’s your great nan, let’s repeat it
i tried drill won’t do it again
i just did it one time so i could prove to my friends
i ain’t a dude to pretend, it’s the stupidest trend
the last time i did drill i ended up shooting my friend
(f*ck’s sake heath)
see here’s a secret i want you to know
i’m buying every ticket off favourite your artists show
i don’t do it for the money or double my dough
i just do it for the fact so you can’t go!
yeah yeah yeah yeah
ooooohhh ye*yeahhh
[verse 3]
my last sh*t was a huge waste
and i quickly found out she was cheating with my roomates
she started moaning, “my tooth aches!”
i probably should have told her that i pooed in her toothpaste
so picture this i was at the bar last night
i saw pritti patel, yo, your *rs* nice
she told me she was the mask type
so i dressed like mr burns
she said “f*ck me to the far right”
i didn’t know she brought the taskforce
before i entered her bed, she went and checked my passport
you see the truth can be bittersweet
(violence is unnacceptable)
but you drop bombs in the middle east
i smoke weed to bob marley bangers
and when i get rich i’ll hire johnson as a party planner
he got a naughty ___ of propane
sure he sort the snort, in other words he sourced cocaine
yeah yeah yeah yeah
ooooohhh ye*yeahhh
[verse 4]
my whole life’s been a p*sstake
i was only 6 when i found out i was a mistake
my dad pulled out a bit late
and f*ck life, it’s all sh*te (but what about your mixtape?)
f*ck the tape it’s at the back of my dreams
spotify pay a fiver every million streams
the most wickedest schemes seem silly to me
leak my own mixtape? you can have it for free
and when it flops i’m back to the skip
become a breast surgeon just so i can grab on some tits
i’m like a dog walker, i’m always wrapping some sh*t
my team moans “man we need some platinum hits!”
yeah _________ like every day
and i’ma demonstrate i never liked how the henney taste
so let me come and set the record straight
to tell the truth, i didn’t wanna be a rapper anyway!
welcome to the big show!
[outro]
who’s big heath, sounds like a right wet b*st*rd!
big heath i don’t like that fat c*nt!
oi bruv, who the f*ck’s big heath man?
big heath ain’t he kid that got touched up by michael jackson?
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