dad ish - big dese lyrics
[verse one]
ok, uh huh, moving on man, we moving on man
another day in the life of a dad
check em, look, uh
i’m on that dad sh*t, just here to let you know, my kids are mad sick, i’m trying not to catch their cold
they got toys, i gotta put em together, that little mothaf*ckin drone thing took me forever
amazon prime, wife is on a shopping spree, package at the door every day, what’d we hit the lottery?
i be in the bathroom, she thinks i got diarrhea, i don’t even have to p**p, i just hide in there
sat*rday’s i use to hit the club till three, now it’s another kids party up at chuckiе cheese
i’m puffin’ weed, yes i’m rolling grams still, kids outta bed “what’s that smеll?”, its a candle
now get back in there and finish your show, and they keep getting out, are they listening? no
victoria secret, she gonna wear that now, instead she wakes me up like “you hear that sound”
no i didn’t, ain’t you hear me sawing wood?
speaking of that, when’s the last time you saw my wood?
the things hard and she ain’t got no interest, she would rather sit there on her pinterest
my free time, i use to spit bars first, now i’m in the back probably doing yard work
other kids parents, what a bunch of nerds, this is trevor’s father, what a f*ckin’ herb
i gotta sit there and act like i’m cool with you, if you can’t talk sports, i ain’t got no use for you
soccer mom’s, you’d think they’d be a piece of ass, but they all look spent like they need a nap
the dad life, i think that i summed it up, you propose to your girl, man you f*ckin’ up
you don’t matter now, that’s that dad sh*t
the wife is madder now, that’s that dad sh*t
you getting fatter now, that’s that dad sh*t
that’s that dad sh*t, that’s that dad sh*t
make the kids listen, that’s that dad sh*t
wife is always tripping, that’s that dad sh*t
big piece of chicken, that’s that dad sh*t
aye that’s that dad sh*t, oh that’s that dad sh*t
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