xxx-mas freestyle - big daddy kane lyrics
big daddy kane:
it was the night before christmas, when all through the house
not a creature was stirring,not even a mouse
as a matter of fact, not even santa claus
he was out on the avenue,knocking off draws
he said: “f-ck the children, i don’t care anyway
if they can wait 12 months,they can wait one more day
i’m taking my sack and my reindeer show
down to the avenue to buy a hoe hoe hoe”
so off with his presents santa claus went
to give to a prost-tute instead of men
and finally santa found the right ho
to take to his sleigh and suck his mistletoe
he dragged her inside and he laid her on the sack
he dropped his red trousers and leaned all back
she might have been uncomfortable on those cars and doors
but she turned santa’s nuts into jingle b-lls
saint nick got his d-ck a quick sl!ck l!ck
from a girl trying to turn a quick christmas trick
now that’s how xxx-mas was made
biz markie:
because,this is the season to get laid
la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
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