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sitting in the club - big burn lyrics

intro – they wanted me to come down here and do one thing and that was take care of business i -ssured him that i would do that
the people that know know me they know what time it is and they know what the diesal is coming to do. period, pureud. period

chorus 2x
sitting in the club
ordered me a big mac
you think i gotta stub?
d-ck bigger than shaq
chillin strait vip
popping old dusty pussy
chicks looking for a fist
sippin on arbor mist

[verse 1: big burn]
holy fuck, i’m fresh out of rubbers
send for delivery from my son’s mother
fully deodorized with my collar popped
finna film a soap, as the pussy pops
a lousy week, fired from my senate seat
rolling in da club with fruit roll ups on fleek
fornication nation, that’s where my dome’s at
hoes lucky if they fit the whole shaft
there’s a hot latina in the corner
pants bulging with dat big cl-t b-n-r
she asked me, is it alright if i leak?
hell nah b-tch ya ain’t messing up my sheets!
after i ditched that freaky b-tch i
saw a fly dude out the corner of my eye
sporting a dress down spider man shirt
i knew then i had a wingman to help me flirt

chorus 2x

[verse 2: beals]
rolling in this escalade, a wild party escapade
but i got to be home by ten, cause my mom wants her car back then
i told felicia, i’d meet ya, at your house tonight
don’t bother picking me up, you’re a lame -ss mother get out of my sight
d-mn gurl, i guess i’ll go with me, myself, and i
she said that’s fine id rather have sex with that american psycho guy
wait in line for 4 hours, $45 dollar whiskey sours
wish i could bring a hot chick home like my man king bowser
finally got inside, i’m walking with a stride
time to give these b-tches a ride, wait why these walls all covered in pride
is this the wrong club or is this destiny?
not listening to pac or biggie but backstreet and nsync
then i saw this guy with a k!ller tie looking so fly
and i had to wonder why
what the hell you doing in a club like this
he said i just kissed a dude that’s a miss
dang man why don’t i be your wing man
he said i’m a fan that’s how this night began two dudes without a plan

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[verse 3: big burn & beals]
i’m certainly not fucking transphobic
but that’s not the way my d-ck swings when i hold it
pulpit, that’s where i hold my pimp sermons
as my d-ck dangles amongst a pack of virgins
but how come you’re all alone tonight? where’s the ladies man ?
they ain’t in sight?
one thing you must get right, as your wingmen you must follow my advice
i know what we gotta do if you want that pussy to pop
three shots of booze and some rubber glue so your inebriation won’t stop
now we’re fucked up but who are we kidding?
we’re chillin in an empty club arbor mist sipping
let’s whip out the ps3 and play some jam fool
who needs chicks when you got 2 dudes and brule
holy shit your right this place is completely empty
hell ya im down to game megapixeled clint dempsey
fuck i forgot to bring the car back to my mom, it’s way past ten
next time if we want more chicks, we should come to the club dressed as women

chorus 2x

- big burn lyrics

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