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soggy froot loops - betamax sluts lyrics

my brain feels like a bowl of soggy froot loops
and the saline nasal spray makes everything smell like dirty band*aids
i want to throw up my brains, i want to vomit my brains
oh no, the dog is l!cking the floor again
and i’ve been constipated for months
and i can’t sit down and my vision keeps changing
and i’m having difficulty swallowing
and i can’t feel my arms when i wake up
and i need to keep moving
and everything is tingling
and i’m hearing voices
and i have no emotions that are my own
and nothing keeps me entertained
i have to chew my food equally on both sides of my mouth
and i count my t**th with my tongue
twenty times clockwise
and 20 times counter*clockwise
until it gives me a headache
when i cut an apple into pieces
they have to be perfectly aligned to each other in a fixed position
then i eat them numerically and i use my whole head to chew
and i hear voices in the other room
and if one of my ears gets touched
i absolutely have to have the other ear touched
just so it evens out
if it evens out, i’m fine.. and then it’s like nothing ever happened
when i clip my nails that entire day is a write*off, just forget about it
if i see a crumb on the carpet i can’t concentrate on the tv
when i watch csi, i continually remind myself that i’m watching csi
if i’m in the mall, or anywhere that the flooring is tiled
i make sure i walk in each square and not touch the lines
if i step on a line i get paranoid
and i have to go back and start all over again
i have to count each pixel, i clean the mouse, i can’t stand itunes
i pull my hairs out one*by*one
when i look in the mirror, all i see is a short, fat 12*year old
and i always have to go to the bathroom
when i m*st*rbate and it goes nowhere
and i’m obsessed with chlorine
when i make eye contact i have to move my eyes in circles
then i have to bisect the circles with one perfect linear eye movement
and i always get it wrong and i have to do it over and over until my eyes hurt
i think i left a tampon inside me and i can’t find it anywhere
and i want my belly b*tton removed
and i need tranquilizers
and i’m horrified..
the positive poetry doesn’t do sh*t
and i’m s*xually attracted to prime numbers
3, 5, 7, 9, 11
even saying that makes me get really turned on
and i spend too much time on the toilet for no reason
and i see gas particles colliding in the air
and today i was eating a burger and i thought i was eating fries
and when i was eating my “fries”, i thought i should be eating my burger
even though i was already eating my burger
and i made eye contact in the mirror with my dog
and i feel so ashamed
and when i sleep i hear a baby screaming and crying
and then i wake up and realize that it was me
then i sterilized the screwdriver
and take zantac’s before bed and abilify in the morning
and alternate between tetris and m*st*rbation
and my eyes keep blinking
they’re blinking and blinking like a clown
a mentally r*t*rded clown with blinking eyes
i used a stopwatch and it was hopeless, worthless
i’m a worthless abortion and how am i supposed to go shopping like this?
the handbag is in five different colors
and they know i have to buy each color
and they always do this to me
and i jiggle the door handle
and i jiggle the door handle
and i want to stab myself in the head
and now i’m crying again and i can’t stop crying

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