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i'm on a horse - berry bebop lyrics

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[refrain 1]
i’m on a f*ckin horse b*tch
dont hit me with that lameass sh*t
got new best friend and its a horse
i’m on a f*ckin horse b*tch

[verse 2]
pull up with my bros to the barn its midnight
rancher not gon open up the doors til daylight
the boys and i we grab a log and bust down the door
that’s right b*tch i stole a motherf*ckin horse
yeah it looks like a horse
yeah rides like a horse
yeah it gallops like a horse
eats grass like a horse
does a mean two step
got good ass breath
cuz i brush his t**th
and i love him

[refrain 2]
i’m on a f*ckin horse b*tch
dont hit me with that lameass sh*t
i dont see you with a horse b*tch
(where’s your f*cking horse, b*tch? huh?
i’m the f*ckin horse b*tch
yes!
a horse, let’s go!
adventures!

[verse 2]
running from the law
and my threat level up
i hear some distant hooves
they pop revolvers up
pop pop bang bang
shooting cars and tin cans
its the calvary division
staches off the hook
i dig in my spurs
and the saddle beeps
flip out big ol f*ckin turrets
with a chrome sheen
i pump em full of lazers
and they f*ckin die
top it off
i throw out
a pack of dynamite

but they get back up
they were undead horses
never guessed that i was
runnin from some horses corpses

fire a bow and arrow
but it slips through his bones
i take em through the graveyard
so that they all land in tombs

now we some cowboys
riding free range
we rule the whole world
with shiny*ass manes

took over every government with
neighborly affection
now the globe is filled with horses
and it is absolute pefection
[refrain 3]
i’m on a f*ckin horse b*tch
dont hit me with that lameass sh*t
my horses saddle has some gun turrets
i’m on a f*ckin horse b*tch
(f*ck!)

[verse 3]
yeah my horse
he can fly into sp*ce
f*ck planet earth
intergalatic escape

i hear aa whirring sound
and what do i find
aliens
that hate all animals that you ride

but you know that i’m the type
thats into conflict resolution
so i post up to those aliens
propose peaceful solutions

i show them the horse
and his angelic neigh
his dope leather saddle
then we all gonna sang

i’m on this f*ckin horse b*tch

wait he still needs a name
my new horse friend
his name is mike
(nice)

rhymes with bike
i sing him sweet lulabyes
wipe every single tears on the floor if he cries

but one night
as i lay down to sleep
i hear footsteps in my home that creak
point my flashlight
and what do i find
its the f*cking farmer tryna sneak around at night

what are you doing here man
he says the horses name is spiffy
spiffy?
what a dumbass name
can i keep the horse
“sure.”
okay!!

[refrain 4]
i’m on a f*ckin horse b*tch (b*tch)
dont hit me with that lameass sh*t (no sh*t)
my horses ass is intergalactic (horse ass)
i’m on a f*ckin horse b*tch (horse b*tch)

i’m on a f*ckin horse b*tch
dont hit me with that lameass sh*t
i’m on a f*ckin horse b*tch
i’m on a f*ckin horse b*tch
i’m on a f*ckin horse

- berry bebop lyrics

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