99 protocols - bermut nundaloy lyrics
[introduction: nermut bundaloy & c*53]
hey, hey, c*53? i know it’s off*hours, but, uhm, can i* can i ask you a favor?
absolutely
you’re like a protocol droid with a lot of different programs, right? could you activate one that’s like, a rhyme pattern?
uhm, yes, i suppose so*
awesome. because, i’m, uh*like, don’t tell anyone, but i’m working on an album, and, i mean, i’m not, obviously. but bermut nundaloy is, and*
that*that*that’s also you
eh, well, that’s not proven. so i have this great beat, but i really want it to be like, i’m a* obviously a great, or bermut’s a great singer, but i’m not great at rhyming*
you just said, “i’m a great singer.”
oh, okay. but i corrected it
mm
and so, i was hoping you would turn on your rhyming protocol and just, like, listen to this beat?
hmm, well, i guess i could try to put something together
yeah? awesome!
what do you want it to be about?
oh, um, i mean honestly, like, i like it when it’s just organic, should just be like whatever comes to your processor, and just go with it. like i dunno, being on the ship, being a droid, like, the universe, i mean if you’re willing, it could be, like, about me?
suppose that’s possible, uh
sweet! hah! okay, here’s the beat! one, two, three, boom!
[song: c*53]
engaging rhyming protocol
activating rhythmic synchronization subroutine
mc*53 outgoing transmission
would be mc’s now showing submission
my entertaining lyrics emanate from the cube
and there’s no restraining limits on this droid’s attitude
just a c*class artificial intelligence
produced en masse, beneficial and eloquent
protocol is my specialty, diplomatic relations
flowing thralls my assembly, automatic elation
stationary? untrue, rarely time to rest
emissarial crew? just shy of the best
here to aid the team, we know dar & pleck
missing a member, so let me double*check
all hands on deck on the bargarian jade
my hands on the k’hekk, an arterial spray
would be bottom listed without help from our leader
and his hot missive about a ride on a speeder
half bird, half lizard, short but not a boy
switch up his initials, become bermut nundaloy
(let’s party! let’s party! lets*lets*lets*lets*lets party!)
my missions operations manager asked me to guest
a rhythm composition; amateur at his behest
bundaloy heightened mind; together, we go the distance
chiming rhymes three times before i end a sentence
running the game at the quadrant named zyxx
num*num the name of quadrophane d*ck (okay)
he can take the pitch of that shower stall sound
and even make a clint get down on the ground
he got reptilian flare, more kroon than maginak
is he a millionaire? we’re the arbiter of that
slurping more gurp*in than anyone can find
snortin’ more dust than sammo and wink combined
the delegator wreck communicated defiance
now i’m your educator; juck the federated alliance!
[outro: nermut bundaloy & c*53]
missions operations manager bundaloy, was that what you had in mind?
that was so good; what? are you kidding me! how did you make that up? that was so amazing!
well, it’s a, well*written piece of software. surely*
it was so good! it was like; i loved the parts about how like, it was everything that we’ve done! it was, we were*
well, you said to draw from real life
yeah yeah yeah yeah! that was amazing, that was so good!
well. good luck
thank you! and uh, do i have like, worldwide rights, all media?
mmm. i’ll send you a contract
ugh
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