professional meat beaters - benny troung lyrics
[verse 1]
okay, pringles can, glove, and two sponges make a fleshlight
ima f*ck around and start selling ’em on my website
benny troung dot com, life like a rom*com
minus the rom, beat my c*ck ’til it got numb
fun, fun, no what fun
now have you ever put your d*ck inside a donut, son?
well, i have, i’ll tell ya, that sh*t ain’t a keeper
cuz somehow i got sprinkles inside my urethra
got a motherf*cker singing like i’m aretha
that’s franklin, i’m panicking, someone call the ambulance
pull up to the e.r., they all know me so they say hi
you the guy that got his d*ck stuck inside a zip tie
yup, yup, yeah that’s me
i’m outta lotion, beat my d*ck with acne cream
then the shaft start chafing, foreskin flaking
i think i need to take a vacation meant for m*st*rbation
[chorus]
and these are things that i put my d*ck into
when i think of you, when i think of you
and these are things that i put my d*ck into
when i think of you, when i think of you
[verse 2]
sh*t, socks, sweats, jizz in them, i’m h*rny
neighbors wanna know why i’m always doing laundry
i just brought a tenga egg, i’ma have a party, for one
yeah, that’s a little depressing
i close my eyes and i imagine you undressing
ima squeeze my weiner with the new masala dressing
i ain’t mean to creep you out, you ain’t gotta call security
everything, the profits, the proceeds will go to charity
[?] benny troung, true hero and a patriot
catch me on the roof, i’m doing jumping jacks naked
quarantine, pubic hair, training day, i show ’em
i’ve been doing [?] ten pound weights on my scr*t*m
i’m a power lifter, and he’s a power bottom
you could do without him, you need someone awesome
i listen to your problems, baby it’s the troungster
i just put my d*ck into scalding hot shower faucet
[chorus]
and these are things that i put my d*ck into
when i think of you, when i think of you
and these are things that i put my d*ck into
when i think of you, when i think of you
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