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god's own child - bendelacreme & jinkx monsoon lyrics

bendelacreme:
i really can’t stay

jinkx monsoon:
but mary its cold outside

bendelacreme:
i’ve got to go away

jinkx monsoon:
but mary its cold outside

bendelacreme:
this evening has been

jinkx monsoon:
and god’s having his first kid

bendelacreme:
so very nice

jinkx monsoon:
he thinks you’re womb would be just right

bendelacreme:
my mother will start to worry
jinkx monsoon:
beautiful whats your hurry?

bendelacreme:
you know thag im only like 12

jinkx monsoon:
god’s still pretty young himself

bendelacrеme:
so really i’d bettеr scurry

jinkx monsoon:
plus life expectancy’s only like 30

bendelacreme:
but he is the all powerful lord

jinkx monsoon:
put some records on while i pour

bendelacreme:
the shepards might think

jinkx monsoon:
but baby you’ll birth a king
bendelacreme:
say what’s in this drink?

jinkx monsoon:
plus the whole messiah thing

bendelacreme:
i wish i knew how

jinkx monsoon:
your eyes are loke starlight now

bendelacreme:
to break this spell

jinkx monsoon:
do what you want see you in h*ll

bendelacreme:
i wanna be a nice young lady

jinkx monsoon:
mind if i plant this baby

bendelacreme:
at least im gonna say that i tried
jinkx monsoon:
we’ll carve your hymen from the outside

bendelacreme:
i really can’t stay

jinkx monsoon:
oh mary don’t hold out

both jinkx and bendelacreme:
oh but its god’s own child

jinxk monologue:
so then, even though mary was going heavy with someone else
god coursed her into having his child, as if it was some kind of
honor to have to push a baby oit of her lady bas*m*nt before
she could even take it for a spin, god and his fraternity of angel
bros sat around watching while mary wandered the desert
like god just hit it and quit it. when she was basically ready
to pop, she and her main price joseph came upon an inn
and even the inn keeper was a complete douche. oh, i’ll be
playing the inn keeper now

jinkx monsoon:
ive got no more rooms

bendelacreme:
but mister its cold outside

jinkx monsoon:
say whats with your groom

bendelacreme:
thays joseph hes cold outside

jinkx monsoon:
gee i wish i could help

bendelacreme:
i’ll give you 5 stars on yelp

jinkx monsoon:
but im uninsured

bendelacreme:
i think my water just broke mister

jinkx monsoon:
i guess you could take the manger

bendelacreme:
i’m seriously in labor

jinkx monsoon:
the donkeys would be p*ssed if you do

bendelacreme:
jesus christ im having a kid!

jinkx monsoon:
just lay down some towels

bendelacreme:
this baby is coming

both jinkx and bendelacreme:
oh but its god’s own child

jinkx, spoken:
ew

- bendelacreme jinkx monsoon lyrics

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