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jewish lobster - ben visini lyrics

jewish lobster lyrics
[verse 1]
ever since i was a little crustacean
i’ve had a different set of views
no explanation
all alone in this deep blue
who would’ve thought that someone so nautical
could end up being so theological
this song is in b ’cause it’s under the c

[chorus]
life is pretty sick living as a jewish lobster
i’ve got a yarmulke i made out of a clam
i don’t eat ham; i don’t know what ham is, i live underwater
don’t mean to sound overzealous
i’m just one proud hebrew sh*llfish
my existence is ironic and i lovе it

[post*chorus]
whoa oh, whoa oh whoa oh
whoa oh, whoa oh whoa oh
whoa oh, whoa oh whoa oh
whoa oh, whoa oh whoa oh

[verse 2]
see? i’m not that different from you jewmans at all
i’vе got a tallit wrapped around my sh*ll
i’m also hundreds of feet tall
i’m a kaiju as well (roar)
and when i finally have my bar mitzvah
i’ll invite king kong, and mothra, and godzilla
and clifford the big red dog, i hope that he can
celebrate me becoming a man* i mean, lobster
[chorus]
it’s a life living as a kai*jewish lobster
i think i might take a trip into the town
accidentally tearing buildings down
oh, sorry, oh cr*p, i’m just looking for the rabbi
not a good first impression
i just had a couple of questions
he’ll understand them, they’re about the ten clawmandments
(get it, it’s like commandment but with claw)

[bridge]
oy vey, i just wanna be
with those who are like me
who can see that all i really need

[chorus]
oh, is to be accepted as a kai*jewish lobster
i’ve got a yarmulke i made out of a clam (giant clam)
i don’t eat ham; i don’t know what ham is, i live underwater
and if right now you’re assumin’
i’m not a lobster ’cause i look like a human
that’s because i*i’ve got no budget

[post*chorus]
whoa oh, whoa oh whoa oh
no budget
whoa oh, whoa oh whoa oh
whoa oh, whoa oh whoa oh oh

- ben visini lyrics

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