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captain's log - ben brinton lyrics

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this is the star*captain’s log
the star date is 5103
everything’s smashing! there’s no sense of clashing
i’ve just finished my earl grey tea

this is the star*captain’s log
there’s no drama, no treasons, no tricks
we’re just sailing the sea of celestial debris…
although my pilot is a bit of a pr*ck

he didn’t report that the mission abort
was because of a bad fusion disk
for he speaks with a slur, and he smells absurd
cause he drinks like a godd*mn fish

this is the star*captain’s log
let me just through this right into the mix
there’s rumors*a*brewing, crеw members are stеwing
about mistreatments made on deck 6

someone was fired, for being pluto inspired
and their partner couldn’t buy them a cake
in the catering line; the food was just fine
but the cooks security clearance was accused of being fake!

this is the star*captain’s log
the star date is 5103
heads are all clashing, middle*class is collapsing
it’s almost like 2020
this is the star*captain’s log
please don’t think it’s too much for me to take
but there was an invasion, all h*ll was a*raisen
and now i’m stranded south of some lake

we called cortona, but she was long*gonna
i believe her “good*byes” were brief
when the elites arrived; their lasers all live
and no appearance from the master chief!

this is the star*captain’s log
i don’t mean to b*tch, i don’t mean to pout
but i’m dreaming of days, and the friends that i made
at the occasional comedy night out

- ben brinton lyrics

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