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the juggler - ben bostick lyrics

they call me the juggler cuz i always have three lovers
man, i burn through trojan rubbers like no other
but when i’m not between the sheets i’m busy staying undercover
ain’t as sweet as it seems being the juggler

cuz edith likes eating at east of eden
where wendy works on wednesday evenings
and donna lee does her laundry two doors down
so when i’m out to eat with edith
i’m always worried wendy’s watching
and equally that donna lee is gonna be around
what’s worse is wendy lives by the wally world
where donna lee goes to the pharmacy
and edith’s ex*old man is employed there
so i choose to keep a low profile
sneak around like it’s going out of style
and try to keep these b*lls up in the air

they call me the juggler cuz i always have three lovers
sometimes i wish i had me a twin brother
because it takes a lot of steam making all that hubba hubba
ain’t as sweet as it seems being the juggler

i had three more the month before
tanya, tina, and isadora
but that all ended in a puddle of tears and blood
i had tanya down for ten to noon
and tina’d turn up around one or two
and izzy used me all night like a stud
but one day tanya blowed in a little late
same day tina rolled up a lotta early
and fists were flying till izzy came that night
i’m pretty sure isadora’s the one that threw me on the floor
while tanya and tina punched and kicked and swore
and long story short i lost the fight

they call me the juggler cuz i always have three lovers
they come and go but there’s always another
i guess i can’t be pleased by just one lady’s comfort
ain’t as sweet as it seems being the juggler

maybe someday i’ll quit this fooling round
and find someone to make me settle down
but i’d hate to be the one to make her suffer
cuz one of them days we’d go to town
and one of my friends would flag us down
and say, “you know why everybody calls him the juggler?”
i’d have to explain…

that they call me the juggler cuz i always have three lovers
man, i burn through trojan rubbers like no other
but when i’m not between the sheets i’m busy staying undercover
ain’t as sweet as it seems being the juggler

- ben bostick lyrics

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