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only if - belizbeha lyrics

[intro]
(hey you guys!)

imma get a little mellow

[verse 1]
let me begin, a tale for the ages
set to the tune of a rhyme cuz i got pages and pages
the end is outta sight
bumpin’ thumpin’, the rhythm just right
pull up a chair, my dear, but don’t stare
open up your ears is the dare i’m darin’
cuz if i got long hair, i’d wash with prell
and if my name was eddie haskel then you’d here me say “swell”
if i was chris columbus, i’d point out land
and if my name was ren i’d say “what is it man?”
if i was stimpy i’d say “joy, joy”
and i’d be yankin’ down tubes if my name was troy
but my name ain’t troy, stimpy, or ren
christopher columbus, or eddie, so then
sit back, relax, and listen up friend
fattie b that’s me, i’m at it again because

[hook 1]
this (this) is a phat song (phat song)
this (this) is a nice song (nice song)
this (this) is a jazz song (jazz song)
this is only if…

this (this) is a cool song (cool song)
this (this) is a sweet song (sweet song)
this (this) is my song (my song)
this is only if…

[verse 2]
well if i had a dog i’d name it scooby doo
and if i had bare feet i’d yell, “yabba*dabba*doo!”
if i got a coach named bela then i’m mary lou
and if i spread my bread with honey you can call me pooh
my name would be elvis if i had sideburns
you’d know my name was ernest if i say “what’s up, vern?”
but my name ain’t ernest, elvis, or pooh
and i thought you knew it wasn’t scooby doo or mary lou
the mc k*y*l*e*t yeah, the kyle t that’s me
i’m kickin’ stylee sentences and that’s the way it be
kickin’ kickin’ kickin’ kickin’ no more finger l!ckin’ l!ckin’
kickin’ stylee sentences and that’s the way it be, cuz

[hook 2]
this (this) is a phat song (phat song)
this (this) is a nice song (nice song)
this (this) is a cool song (cool song)
this is only if…

this (this) is a fresh song (fresh song)
this (this) is a cool song (cool song)
this (this) is my song (my song)
this is only if…

[verse 3]
now i see big bird, i’m on sesame street
and if i was a dj i’d bring a funky beat
one*two*three like this:
“sunny day, everything’s a*okay!”
(*children laughing*)

[hook 3]
this is a phat song
this is a cool song
this is a funk song
this is a love song
this is a nice song
this is a jazz song
this is my song
and this is how it goes…

[breakdown]
wit the funka*funkadelic
funkadelic, rather funka*funkadelic

[instrumental]

[verse 4]
now if i was a jerk, i’d pro’bly be a cop (cop)
and if my name was dad, it means that i’m a pop (pop)
if i let my hair grow long, then i’m a hippie (hippie)
and if i twist it up in tails then you can call me pip (pippy)
if i got a way with the ladies then i’m pepe
if i wear a polo shirt by ralph then i’m a preppy (preppy)
if ya mommy’s in my biz, ya call me k*solo
and if i sing with cher, then my name is sonny bono
but my name ain’t sonny, solo, dad, or hippy
don’t ya call me preppy*preppy pepe*pepe pippy
m, to the c, to the k*y*l*e*t
preacher, preacher, preacher, preach ya peace to me

{outro}
preacher, preacher, preacher, preach ya peace to me
preacher preach ya peace to me

- belizbeha lyrics

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