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pickle barrel pub - beerside scoundrels lyrics

[intro]
three drunken widows
on a moonlit wither’s night
decided to be over
with their sorry widowed plight
they went down to the tavern
to [?] themselves a man
but they had no conception
of what was instore for them

[chorus]
it was a wild night down
at the pickle barrel pub
the ladies were a wantin’
but the men were havin’ none
for the boys down at the barrel
they are not quite like the rest
while some men shave their faces
these men always shave their chest
[verse 1]
the first widow got brazen
and she danced upon a chair
the boys just got perturbed
and asked her to come down from there
she pouted and then asked
if she could dance upon their laps
but they all got distracted
by a pair of leather chaps

[chorus]
it was a wild night down
at the pickle barrel pub
the ladies were a wantin’
but the men were havin’ none
for the boys down at the barrel
they don’t play by the same code
while some men fed their wenches
these men take a different road

[verse 2]
the second one was quiet
but she could listen well
and she was quite confused
by the stories she heard tell
one man spoke of choking birds
she thought it was an ostrich
the others seemed preoccupied
with wear to hide the sausage
[chorus]
it was a wild night down
at the pickle barrel pub
the ladies were a wantin’
but the men were havin’ none
for the boys down at the barrel
they are not quite what they seem
when it comes to wives and women
they play for the other team

[verse 3]
the third one watched and wondered
then she gave small start
her eyes got wide
she said, “my dears i think we should depart”
i don’t think we will find in here
the kind of men we seek
and if i were to do what he just asked
i won’t walk for a week

[outro]
it was a wild night down
at the pickle barrel pub
the ladies were a wantin’
but the men were havin’ none
for the boys down at the barrel
they are sensitive and caring
but its more than just their feelings
they have interest in sharing
it was a wild night down
at the pickle barrel pub

- beerside scoundrels lyrics

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