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mondo - beat farmers lyrics

[from tales of the new west [expanded edition]
©2004 rhino handmade rhm2 7856]

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he lay face down in the desert sand
clutching a six*pack in his hand
shot from behind, i thought was dead
from between his nuts … was all lead
but his spark still burned
so i used my knife
late that night i ruined the s*x life of mondo
(mondo!)

days went by, he mended quick
we took the bandages off his d*ck
and what was left wouldn’t please a rabbit
but he was certainly quick to grab it
hour and hour i rolled with laughter
no woman alive would ever go after mondo
(mondo!)

one day we rode the mountain crest
i went еast and he went west
i took to p*rno, bеcame a star
while he spread his (stirrups?) near and far
all through the west he gave such fame
and every bar cracked up with the name of mondo
(mondo!)
i knew some day i’d face the test
which one of us could shoot the best
and sure enough the word came down
that he was holed up in the town
i left the posse out in the street
but i went in to beat the meat with mondo
(mondo!)

they said my squirt was next to nothing
my lightning hand had just begun
when i felt the splash across my face
(when i knew?) i’d lost the race
he shot not once but again and again
and through the rain i could see the grin of mondo
(mondo!)

they say that was the only time
that anyone had seen him smile
he slowly packed his manhood
and then he said to me
“we’re even, friend”
than and there i understood at last
one could overcome the past, like mondo
(mondo!)

i walked the path of his retreat
he turned and stepped into the street
a dozen boots made way to his crimes
…
a moment later he lay soft
…
the town began to shout and cheer
nowhere was there shed a tear for mondo
(mondo!)
mondo
(mondo!)
(mondo!)
<< transcribed from cd 20jun2024 caj

- beat farmers lyrics

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