we love lettuce - beat by beat press lyrics
[all vampires]
nothings better than leaves of green with their healthy organic sheen
i can see you know what we mean
we love lettuce!
we’ll be fine if we never eat anything that’s at all like meat
yes a salad’s a perfect treat
we love lettuce!
if you need a meal that’s new try some beans and smooth tofu
ginger, basil, spices help!
yes, we’re eating salty kelp
all organic’s the way to go
eat your broccoli and carrots slow
all those crunchy foods help the flow
we love lettuce!
[vank, screaming]
ahhh, the light!!! it’s so bright, make it stop, make it stop!!
[vazel, spoken]
ahem… yes, some have complained that our new diet has put us all on edge and pr*ne to anger outbreaks
[vladimir]
but that’s bollywash! ever since our switch, our lives have taken a turn for the better. just listen to some of our success stories!
[vreddy]
i was never a peppy guy
i was nervous and oh so shy
now i’m sure i could touch the sky
[all vampires]
he loves lettuce!
[varah]
ev’ry night when i’d drink my fill..
feeling bad i would get a chill
now i’m happy with greens and dill
[all vampires]
she loves lettuce!
[interlude]
[puffy, spoken]
help! help! i’m being chased by a funny looking werewolf!
[sunny, spoken]
who you calling funny looking?!
ouuch! i scr*ped my knee!
[vampire 1, spoken]
oh boy can you smell that? somebody hold me back!
[vampire 2, spoken]
hold you back? someone better hold me back!
[sunny, spoken]
does anyone have a band aid i’m starting to bleed!
[vampire 3, spoken]
oh, i’ll give you a band aid!
[vampire 4, spoken]
i’ve got loads of band aids, just come here!
[vladimir spoken]
come on guys, snap out of it!
[interlude end]
[all vampires]
hungry, hungry just a little drop!
hungry, hungry please don’t make me stop/
hungry, hungry i don’t have the will
please let me feast until i’ve had my fill!
[vladimir]
remember our vow!
[all vampires]
though we long for the smell of blood
we would rather drink bowls of mud
since our therapists said we “shud”
we love lettuce!
we love lettuce
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