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car thief demo - beastie boys lyrics

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some static started in the pool hall
hit a motherf*ckers face with a cue ball
then i met this girlie, she tried to gank me
i hit her on the face with a plank bee

i’m trippin and drinkin, stinkin and geekin, when i’m trippin it don’t matter what i stick my d*ck in

me and my crew were out breakin windows
my bed, spread legs, and then in goes
my jimmy, my jammy, i did her on my knees
then out from her p*ssy came a set of car keys

i’m a city sl!cker, i’m not no townie
right now, i wish i had another hash brownie
drinkin pints, buggin out on life
goin out cuz tonight is the night
to go uptown ’round the 40 deuce
i be jerkin off with my head in the noose ya’ll

like ricky always said you’ve got to toke and pass
or mookie’s gonna kick your motherf*ckin’ ass
c to the h double e b a
and now you know just how i start my day

first i drink then i got drunk
i barfed and then i stunk
i’m short but i can dunk
and my d*ck is a tree trunk
i felt so stupid when i dropped my card
but when she bent over my d*ck got hard
i told a little joke then she started to giggle
but little did she know that i was watchin titty jiggle

i’m a writer, a poet
a g*nius, i know it
i don’t buy cheeba, well i grow it

i poured my ? in my new framed swigger
went out and bought a light so the herb will grow quicker
i dropped it in a toaster oven, hid it from your mother
i put it in a ziplock bag and sold it to your brother

you can’t deny me, you always wanna try me
yo, you’re just gonna get yo ass kicked!

homeboy go in the tower, your girl got d*cked by ricky powell

people always tryin to get next to me, had a beautiful experience on ecstacy
i smoked up a bag of elephant tranquelizer
punched the face of a money hungry miser

chillin on mushrooms and gettin high
people gather round to ask me why
had a caine filled kool with my man rush rush
saw my t**th fall in the sink when i started to brush
you was holdin my d*ck while i was p*ssin on your girl
i got so much cum i could drown the whole world

- beastie boys lyrics

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