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whatever happened to the rubicks cube? - beans on toast lyrics

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well i’ve never scored a proper goal
but i’m really good at pro evo
i can’t ollie up a curb
unless i’m playing tony hawk
h-ll, i can’t even drive a car
but i’ll kick your -rs- at mario kart

well my girlfriend’s naked next to me
and i’m tapping on my blackberry
the tomtom on the windscreen knows
exactly where i’m s’posed to go
a broadband wireless in the net
means i can look at p-rn in bed

well the future’s in nintendo nunchuckers
or staring at an x-box screen
well the future’s sounding like a science fiction film
and it scares, the sh-t out of me

well i’ve never wrote a proper song
but i’ve played more gigs than elton john
smoked more f-gs than tom waits
and sh-gged more birds than bill gates
i can’t even play guitar
i never found the time, to learn

well i’ve never ran for president
but i’ve written songs that slag him off
i sing and swear in front of kids
about gcse politics
i don’t know how the whole thing works
i never found the time, to learn

well the future’s in nintendo nunchuckers
or staring at an x-box screen
well the future’s sounding like a science fiction film
and it scares, the sh-t out of me

- beans on toast lyrics

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