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stanley (distorted) - battts lyrics

[verse]
i am stanley the mistake guy
in front of me, a black screen of die
i made a mistake i should have never
i thought that i was being clever
but instead i decided to pull the lever
and summoned an ugly woman named heather
she reported me to the narrator, battts
so i filled her up with many fats
instantaneously she had exploded
an explosion of which i had coded
i am stanley, the coolest program man
i made the ai who created the song stan
back on track, i was in front of a bl–dy mess
and my amount of luck couldn’t be any less
bat came in and banned me from code
so i began going into anger guy mode
i threw a knife at bat to show my fury
he destroyed it with an explosion harpoon
soon i was standing in front of a jury
a jury who loved a very cool tune
it was pee pee poo poo
i played it, and then ate a big shoe
the jury exploded and i ran away
only to be caught the next day
bat captured me, and gave me a beating
and then the black screen i soon with had a meeting
i gave the best attempt at stopping it i had
but it only made it more and more bad
colour left the screen, my world would soon end
hopefully one day, my screen will mend

[outro]
stanley was never seen again after that day
he is expected to have disappeared with the black screen

- battts lyrics

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