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sharknado (freestyle) - battts lyrics

[verse 1: battts]
sharknados are the bomb
especially when they eat a bomb
i name a sharknado tom
sharknados will destroy your city
as it is not very pretty
the bigger the sharknado, the cooler
as the cooler it is, the cooler
five sharknados in the same spot
so i put them all in the same pot
the sharknado k!lls a lot
and it will create a big blood clot
in your leg when you trip
and do a double backflip
and on your arm it gets a good grip
the sharknado will eat you
and then it will beat poo

[verse 2: jay-lee]
sharknado
more like parked car being flung far by a tornado!
a shark flys past and hits mark
he’s like argh!
but he’s okay though!
then a f-cking truck outta nowhere hits mark
and he’s f-cked, hah, that must’ve left a mark
my mum calls and says “quick, get here fast”
but then i hear a woosh and loud smack…
now she’s in the past
there’s a sharp pain in my shoulder blade
as a f-cking shark takes a bite and flys away
i crawl to my hideaway but oh… by the way
i must’ve forgot my hideaways a f-cking mile away
m’outta great ideas, like somebody who’s made so many cheese graters
that they’re all out of ideas
“over here” i hear somebody cheer
i peer into here and a queer appears, saying
“i’ll fix you up, just suck my d-ck”
so i’m like “sh-t” and throw myself out of a window into the wind!
there’s plenty of fish in the sea, but i see all the fish are up here!
my b-tch-ss ho flys past me like “yo”
i’m like sh-t… i told her i was out getting a f-cking haircut, now i’m here
giving blow to a queer in drag just to get some meds for my shoulder rip?
oh yeah… i forgot to mention
before i left the building i filled him with a d-ck for medicine!
smack that’s the sound of a shark smacking into her back
in a sneak attack and snapping her spine in two like a piece of gl-ss
but then i see a shark get close
i’m shocked i spin and kick its nose
it’s barks at me – i’m like “the f-ck”
it latches on and bites me up – f-ck!

[verse 3: battts]
sharknados are quite dangerous
do not let them play with us
they will eat you straight away
and with your life you will pay
for trusting that deadly thing
that seemed like it could sing
if you fail to cut it in half
it will k!ll your giraffe
your very important pet
that you must take to the vet
it will just die
and hard you will cry
but there will be no time to mourn
as for your life you will have sworn
to defeat this deadly beast
and eat him in a mighty feast

- battts lyrics

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