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kiss you parody - bart baker lyrics

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[zayn]
oh i’m just gonna pretend that i’m riding this bike
to make all you teen girls wet with delight
do you feel that downstairs, that downstairs?
that’s us taking your dad’s cash

[harry]
oh i know i know i know that this looks kinda strange
but i just feel right when i’m rubbing on zayn
please don’t tell taylor swift, she’d get p-ssed
even though i dumped that b-tch

[liam]
guys this is bullsh-t, why am i riding in this?
[simon]
it’s your punishment
[liam]
for what?
[simon]
for shaving your head!
[harry]
now let’s all go

[all]
to pri son
so we can dance with locked up men
and then we can pretend that we play instruments, by posing with them in stupid pics

[harry]
why don’t we take off all our clothes
and play a game of drop the soap!

h-ll yea

[simon]
i will take the photographs!

[all]
let’s drop our pants!

[harry]
and these 5 soap bars!

[zayn]
oh maybe maybe if we all pretend we can ski
it will make this video less cr-ppy
this is ridiculous, diculous
who is directing this sh-t?

[niall]
oh, i’m only irish guy singing in this song
that’s why i dance like a gay leprechaun
also i play guitar, play guitar
did ya know i play guitar?

[liam]
oh holly cr-p
taylor swift is on our -ss
she’s got a gat

[taylor]
ahhhhh!

[zayn]
she’s gonna kill harry and then write a

[all except harry]
hit song
about how you did her so wrong
[taylor]
[sobbing] i knew you were trouble harry!! can’t you see you belong with me?
[harry]
hey maybe i can kill the b-tch
using my secret nipple trick
[all]
go for it
[taylor]
omg what the h-ll is that?!

[all]
he just made her crash

[harry]
with my 4 nipples!!!!

[all]
harry has 4 nipples
harry has 4 nipples
they made taylor drive off the road

[louis]
to celebrate let’s all dress up as

[all]
sea – ee – men
because we all love sea – ee – men
[niall]
we mean j-zz
[louis]
i’m gonna give harry a french kiss
[zayn]
i am gonna suck on my own d-ck
[all]
taylor was just a cover up
[harry]
to hide the fact i like man b-tt
[taylor]
what did you say
[all]
how the h-ll is she still alive
[taylor]
i will never die!
now let me kill you!

- bart baker lyrics

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