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i don't brush my teeth and i never comb my hair - barry louis polisar lyrics

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i don’t brush my teeth; i never comb my hair
i wear the same socks everyday and i don’t care

i never have to clean my room. i never change my shirt
i like my pants the way they are; ripped and caked with dirt
i wash my hands on sunday. monday i change my clothes
there’s lint stuck in my belly b-tton and dirt in between my toes

i ride the bus to school each day, everyone makes room for me
i like to shower twice a year to help me socially
my teacher never calls on me, she’s so afraid she’l faint
she says my grammars good enough, but i’m almost sure it ain’t

take a whiff if you want to; come close if you dare
but i don’t brush my teeth and i never comb my hair

- barry louis polisar lyrics

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