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the penis apologies - barry ii lyrics

trouble with the trolley aye

[verse one]
consider this my
companion piece to the v*g*n* monologues
i call it the p*n*s apologies
the policies i’m rhyming my findings so run along
i ain’t seen a s*xist
who checks this
and doesn’t change his directions
his life sentence
isn’t just spitting out facts it’s 87 per cent disinfection
the apprentice
what they called me when i was in boarding school
oh sh*t
i ain’t started yet
i’m sorry am i taking all your time
i don’t wanna be boring you
but now i’m the master, the chief that’s in charge
i’m thе mother f*cking warden who
will dunk from the free throw linе in your face something similar to what magic jordon do

[verse two]
so i’m sorry to all of the women who’s ever endured the wrath and destruction that men out here cause
i ain’t saying i’m different
i’m part of the problem but that’s why i’m writing because
it’s time that i stopped standing by while the others around me be breaking the laws
i am so sick and tired of men who assume that they p*n*s that swings ‘tween their legs makes ‘em better
oh lord
help me to better realise my potential
i don’t like to sit on the bench
but maybe the root of the problem is how i assume you’d select
a man on your team who’s agenda is simply avenge
avenge all the people before us who wasted their time for they men
avenge all the women who ain’t get to vote on the things that affected their lives
avenge all the girls who ran off just to hide
as dad in the kitchen would pull out a knife
and threaten his wife
avenge all the women who ran for promotion to better themselves
avenge all the women who lost that promotion to somebody else
a man who was only promoted because he was saving himself
from the amassing harassment lawsuit that was threatening wealth
the company gave him a raise
to keep him at bay
from all of the h*ll
the h*ll he was causing the women who worked at the place
and when it came out that the claims that were swiftly swept
under the rug
were actually true
people got fired
they hired a woman to save all the face
in hopes that they don’t stand to lose
the sweet bottom line that they building and only been handing to men
they gave ceo to a woman assuming a delicate touch here would mend
people so happy she broke the glass ceiling to take charge and then
as soon as enough time has passed
she’s out on her ass
the same one they slapping again

- barry ii lyrics

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