the ballad of frank spencer - barron knights lyrics
frank: hmm, ooo
a man in a mac and a funny black hat went down to the bbc
he wanted to sing on top of pop’s cause he’s never sung on tv
they took him down to studio 1 and he met the camera crew, they stood there shaking nervously, because they knew what he would do
“i’m frank and this is my wife betty.”
eric clapton was on the stand, rehearsing for a show, he said, “get this man, away from me man, or else i’ll get up and go”
hey, frank. “what?”
keep away from here, something’s bound to go wrong
(rocket launch?)
“i shouldn’t have touched that switch.”
after the flash and big long crash the producer, man he cried, he wanted to know who stopped the show and frank ran off to hide
the osmands came on the stage and sang to a dance routine and donnie said, “who is this guy? he might just spoil our scene!”
hey, frank. “what?”
keep away from here, something’s bound to go wrong
(crash bang)
“i come through the roof, i’ll fix it in the morning, ah.”
“studio, studio quiet please, frank love i’m the producer of this show, don’t show up where you’re not wanted.”
“hmm, i haven’t heard that one, is it in the year parade?”
everyone threw fits with the staging bits and there wasn’t much left to go wrong, the studio came to a standstill because frank wanted to sing a song
everyone gave chase and during the race he ran through two brick walls but poor old frank was surrounded and they caught him in the orchestra stalls. “oh!”
hey, frank. “what?”
keep away from here, something’s bound to go wrong
(trombone solo)
“here careful with that trombone! i’ve got my troubles you know.”
the producer said, “hey frank, com here.”
and they met on the studio floor
“i’m going to let you sing a song, if you don’t come back no more.”
they fixed the lights and rebuilt the stage and frank took his advice, the band struck a chord and lights came on and frank said, “oo nice!”
hey, frank. “what?”
keep away from here, something’s bound to go wrong
frank: “er, um, oh, i forgot what i was going to sing now, where’s betty? betty!”
betty: “oh frank, frank i’ve looking for you everywhere, the producer’s got the sack you know, he’s gone to do the epilogue.”
-music fades out-
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