barnsley rap - barnsley bill lyrics
[intro]
he’s not the man from mars, he’s not johnny b. goode
he’s not johnny reggae, he’s not captain kirk
he’s not jilted john, he’s not flash gordon
he’s not major tom
[verse 1]
but barnsley bill
hip*hip*hip, rapping hop
don’t you dare stop, ’til you reach the top
all you girls need a lad like me, to take you to where you want to be
’cause i’m barnsley bill, king o’ t’ dales
and when i rap, i never fail
[?] still leads in west
everyone will tell thee i’m the best
[chorus]
tripe, tripe, tripe an’ chips
if you’re wearing cap, you know it fits
tripe, tripe, tripe an’ chips
if you’re wearing cap, you know it fits
ride the pub down, rock the pub bum
shake your back down, ride the pub down
sup your ale up, ride the pub down
do your blouse up, ride the pub down
[verse 2]
i met wakefield sue, in the snow
she meet me at darts but she couldn’t do the rap
i said “hey there sue, let’s not dance, and go back to my place, give your legs a chance”
she said, “hmm, my legs are made for walking”
[?] my mouth is made for talking
i’m barnsley bill, [?] quick off the quick
and i talk the legs off, a train with [?]
’cause now ain’t the age of the train
’cause now ain’t the age of flame
’cause this is the hour of the mouth
from yorkie north, to derby in south
[chorus]
tripe, tripe, tripe an’ chips
from smile on your face to curve on your hips
tripe, tripe, tripe an’ chips
from smile on your face to curve on your hips
rock the club down, rock the club bum
shake the nails down, ride the sheep up
ride the club down, suck your ale up
do your blouse up, turn your kegs down
[verse 3]
it’s dorine who lives in the dales
she wears her shoes and likes to save whales
she asked me back for some ginseng tea
i said, “what do you want, with a lad like me?”
she said, “ooh bill, just your meal, have a well of a time, and i’ll say [?]”
i said, “dorine, you’re a neck of the lass, but the mastermind says i ought to pass”
because barnsley bill, ain’t easy [?]
i don’t know what that means, ask me mate, derrick
he went to bradford university, to study sociology
he takes his girl to see millie and callus
i’d rather sit and watch, dallas
or rap up mark in the local club
it beats the shibby and the shake of the shub
he’s fine, he’s grand, he’s fab, he’s good
but i can rock the pub like you wish you could
all you boys and girls out there
do you know how to reach off the air?
do you know how to twist?
do you know how to jump?
do you know how to wiggle?
do you know how to funk?
do you know how to enjoy the slum?
if you wave your hands in the air, and wrap your legs around the door
if you leap up and down and shake your feet
if you kiss your father on the cheek
if you kick your legs out slow and fast
i’ll promise you you’ll look right daft
and you’re liable to pull a muscle an’ all
[chorus]
ride the pub down, rock the pub bum
shake your back down, do your zip up
ride the pub down, sip your ale up
ride the pub down, bring your feet up
[outro]
[?] my lawyer’s word
this is the worst rap i’ve ever heard
you’ve been driving drunk in stolen cars
i sentence you to life on mars
tripe, tripe, tripe an’ chips
if you’re wearing cap, you know it fits
tripe, tripe, tripe an’ chips
if you’re wearing cap, you know it fits
tripe, tripe, tripe an’ chips
from smile on your face to curve on your hips
tripe, tripe, tripe an’ chips
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