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westeros choppers - badger lyrics

the queen mustn’t know. i do love rap songs that begin this way

verse 1:
(khal drogo) (in dothraki)
mathchomaroon khalessi shieraki gori he yeraah
me nem nesi yer ch0m-e anna hajas!

break:
it started from the north
now we are about to take it all over westeros
this is the pinnacle
yeah, know what i’m talking about?
eddard stark!

verse 2:
lets go to a place called westeros where the inhabitants are the best-er-os
although some of them can be a pest-er-os
i was warden of the north and then the king wanted me to come forth to the!
(westeros choppers)
i would be his hand in this mythical land
but i don’t mean like hand in marriage
i would mean like be his number 2 and ride along with him in his carriage
then everything went awry, robert died when he was high
on wine from dorne, then everyone started to mourn
then joffrey came around and made me lose my head
but then i found out that he was inbred
robert baratheon had brown hair, tommen bartheon had brown hair and joffrey bartatheon had blonde hair explain to me how that works, he’s inbred

hook:
we’re rappers not adapters
beware because winter is coming
now we are rapping so fly
eventually all men must die

verse 3:
(theon greyjoy)
im about to spit fire and ice on this mic because you know i am the man from pyke
the name’s theon greyjoy hater, im not a fisherman nor a baiter
my friend’s ain’t eating so tell the waiter
my dad’s starting to give me cr-p, saying that i can’t rap
hes only giving me one ship and hes giving my sister thirty
im like im bailin’ balon, then he starts wailin’
seeing upset makes me want to cry
but then i remember what is dead may never die!

verse 4:
(yara greyjoy)
my brother is so pathetic, i guess its because i am not empathetic
he’s just mad that dad likes me more
to be honest my brother he’s such a bore

verse 5:
(samwell tarly)
the name is samwell tarly and this beat’s about to get gnarly
im one of those fast talkers, my rhymes are scarier than the white walkers
i hear four blows on the h-rn so get ready for my lyrical scorn
yeah, jon snow’s gotta be the one to bite the arrow hes a sinner but i bet he could have been a better man
he wants to be a ranger but everyday he’s chilling with ygritte every time he can
i don’t wanna wind up in a shallow grave at let those white walkers take over the wall
being a steward you have to do stuff and cook
none of the rangers can beat me because i read it in a book
they may call me ser piggy and call me fat but im the best poet beyond the wall everybody knows that

hook

verse 6:
(jaime lannister)
i was once hand of the king, the targaryen had me under his wing
then he turned out to be a terrible guy and for that he had to die
so i stuck him with my blade and then the king-slayer was made
then the people didn’t call me by jaime and im like folks you don’t have to pay me
because a lannister always pays their debts plus my family has tons of money in chests
non-lannisters think i’m a scoundrel just because i pushed a little kid on the ground yo
any enemies of mine will receive no mercy
just don’t think its creepy but i am nothing without my cersei

hook

verse 7:
(arya stark)
if you came across me you best watch out, i’ll slice you up like trout
tell gendry im not a boy or a friar
in return i’ll say, “i hate you and you’re a liar”

verse 8:
(robb stark)
you must be scared because i am the king in the north
all the followers will come forth
im here to take lannisters head on
from tywin to jaime to tyrion’s friend bronn

verse 9:
(bran stark)
i got pushed out of a window by who knows who
my only complaint is theon and his crew
i mean he is a great friend but i fear he will betray me in the end
it’s annoying when people start humming
but i know in my heart that winter is coming

hook

verse 10:

wait don’t you think i should have been cu-cu-cu-consulted

(joffrey baratheon)

lets go cuz sansa keeps thinking that she’s gotta get away get away get away
but you know that i won’t i ever stop and you know i’m going to try to wed her sometime today-day
and you know that you are never gonna stop me, i’m the king so please don’t mock me
and just know that you will never block me, you can’t stop me
everytime i yell i gotta get it then i gotta go then i gotta get it then i gotta blow everything up with wildfire because stannis ain’t got nothing on me and i got bit by a du-du-du-du-direwolf named nymeria and there was no infection caused by bacteria
i am your king be that as it may, my rhymes are so frightening i scared the beat away

- badger lyrics

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